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12 October 2006

Tomorrow I Do My Annual Custodial Safety Training And I could use some help. I need some pg or pg-13 jokes about custodians and custodial work.→[More:]I found the one about the custodian discouraging girls from putting their lipstick prints on the bathroom mirror cleaning the mirror with toilet water, but I am sure there are more that I am missing.

A bright, shiny new Oregon quarter for the best one. Seriously. . .hell. . .I'll mail a quarter to anyone who comes up with a joke I use!

post by: danf at: 10:16 | 4 comments

Have the Oregon quarters come out yet?

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a software company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees".

The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shake their heads no.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"

posted by cmonkey 12 October | 11:14

Yes cmonkey. . a nice pic of crater lake on the back. . .email me your address and one is yours!

posted by danf 12 October | 11:20

Thanks, dan, but I'm going to the bank for laundry quarters in a minute, so I bet I'll end up with plenty.

Heh, they were released last year. I am sooooo out of the loop.

posted by cmonkey 12 October | 11:44

Nice joke, cmonkey!

posted by matildaben 12 October | 15:27

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