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11 October 2006

I've caught thousands of punk bitches on Livejournal using the MyHeritage engine to inflate their little monkey-ass egos: "73% Leo Dicap! I be handsome!"

But now, now, I have manufactured definitive proof that those numbers ain't worth shit.

post by: dgaicun at: 00:12 | 11 comments

Brian Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

posted by pieisexactlythree 11 October | 00:17

Ha!

posted by cortex 11 October | 00:31

Hmmm.

posted by Skrik 11 October | 06:25

At that first link, I found both penis AND an "artistically-posed" nude. Bonus.

posted by muddgirl 11 October | 06:57

It told John Mayer that he was Jessica Lange.

(I'm not a big fan of Mayer's tunes, but I find the guy absolutely hilarious.)

posted by jrossi4r 11 October | 08:45

I uploaded an old pic to that site awhile back and it told me I was John Cusack, I used a more recent one and it said Rob Halford, Tom Green, David Schwimmer, Joe Strummer, Adrien Brody and Alec Guinness. (Alec Guiness?)

posted by jonmc 11 October | 11:26

They told me I look like Georges Simenon.

posted by box 11 October | 11:35

Sorry, but this shit is just amusing.

I need to go to bed.

posted by dgaicun 12 October | 03:53

Ok, should I be concerned that 72% is higher than any match I ever got on this thing with my own pictures?

posted by dgaicun 12 October | 12:30

You can't put a price on some of these matches.

posted by dgaicun 12 October | 16:44

Let us now reflect on the fact that the highest degree of similarity to any human celebrity - living or dead - our dear Matt Haughey could muster is a shameful 62%, while this common housecat managed to look like a well known human with a hearty 70%.

Now I ask you: how can a man preside over a large community website, when he can't even preside over looking more humanlike than nature's lowliest of all species?

posted by dgaicun 13 October | 00:14

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