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11 October 2006

I just met Wolf Blitzer in the men's room. I'm happy to report he isn't a urinal talker.

My day's surrealism quota has now been fulfilled.

post by: BoringPostcards at: 14:50 | 12 comments

But did he wash his hands?

posted by mudpuppie 11 October | 14:58

Yes. We spoke at the sinks.

posted by BoringPostcards 11 October | 14:59

How many times did he shake? Because anymore than two constitutes pleasure, which is not allowed on company time.

Yes. We spoke at the sinks.

So he is a sink talker.

posted by jonmc 11 October | 15:02

If you see Anderson Cooper, please make out with him for me.

posted by matildaben 11 October | 15:13

And me.

posted by initapplette 11 October | 15:27

Hee, but too bad you didn't catch him coming out of the stall. Anybody heard Jim Ward's (from the Stephanie Miller Show) impression of Wolf Blizter all constipated because he ate too much drywall? Damn that shit is funny.

I'm surprised you're not already jaded by "celebrity journalist" piss-ins, though. Aren't there plenty of whizzing heads at CNN Atlanta too?

posted by danostuporstar 11 October | 15:28

did you snag the urinal puck, as a memento?

posted by Wedge 11 October | 16:58

The Daily Show shouts out Wolf Blitzer (Blitzer grows a spine):

http://www.salon.com/ent/video_dog/latenight/2006/10/11/pants/index.html

posted by croctommy 11 October | 17:46

dano, it's just that Wolf isn't a celebrity... he's a cultural icon! :D

(Also, unlike the folks in Atlanta, he's somebody I've only seen on TV and never actually met. I mean, I HAVE met Anderson Cooper, but never Wolf.)

posted by BoringPostcards 11 October | 18:16

If you see Anderson Cooper, please make out with him for me.
posted by matildaben 11 October | 15:13

And me.
posted by initapplette 11 October | 15:27

me too. i ain't gay or nothing, but i'd hit that.

posted by syntax 11 October | 19:54

This post reinforces my notion that middle class anonymity is priceless. If I were ever in the position that my being in a restroom taking a piss became an item of quasi-public note, I think I'd catch the next tramp freighter to Belize, and leave no forwarding address.

posted by paulsc 12 October | 01:04

If you see Anderson Cooper, please make out with him for me.
posted by matildaben 11 October | 15:13

And me.
posted by initapplette 11 October | 15:27

me too. i ain't gay or nothing, but i'd hit that.
posted by syntax 11 October | 19:54

And me. Bunny orgy!

posted by deborah 12 October | 14:21

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