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03 October 2006

My ten-person cube is empty today, except for me and my cubie and sparring partner Kev, and he leaves at noon. When I was in the elevator, the panel over the floor indicator lights had been flipped open, yet they still lit up, making it seem as if physics had been inverted. As I passed, I noticed, on the security desk, a binder emblazoned with a logo featuring the word "Pompeii."

This cannot bode well.
I would not get too comfortable today, jonmc. Keep your shoes tied, have several provisional escape routes, and have anything you want to grab and run with close at hand.
posted by danf 03 October | 09:45
Watch out for zombies. A cricket bat (or one of those rounders bats you Seppoes like) might be a useful thing to have handy.

On the other hand, maybe your security person is thinking of retiring.
posted by GeckoDundee 03 October | 09:55
There's an episode of Next Gen where everyone on board the Enterprise starts disappearing, but Dr. Crusher's the only one who's aware of it; turns out she's caught in a warp bubble from her son's science project, a universe she's thought into existence (she was thinking about all the friends she'd lost and was missing when it formed). Maybe it's something like that...

Watch Kevin closely.
posted by Pips 03 October | 09:57
Well, she rarely moves from her desk anyway, so retiring wouldn't be much of a change. I imagine she'd even keep the uniform. (She seems the type who would enjoy wearing it around the house).
posted by jonmc 03 October | 09:58
I just went out for a cigarette. There's a pink minivan emblazoned with a pink hippo and the legend 'PR Hippo,' parked out front.

The end is nigh.
posted by jonmc 03 October | 11:26
Is this The PR Hippo you saw?
posted by Doohickie 03 October | 13:54
that's the one. why?

(it's a rabid rampaging pink hippo, isn't it?)
posted by jonmc 03 October | 14:06
Wow...it's been awhile since I've been called a Seppo.

Seppo = Septic Tank = Yank

posted by black8 03 October | 17:06
Pompeii?

It's your last flickr set, jon.

Make it a good one.
posted by jason's_planet 03 October | 21:12
Computer Hope, Bunnies? || Midlake - "Roscoe"

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