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14 September 2006

The Branding of MeChazens No, not that kind of branding. The revolution will not be televised; it will be sponsored! Place your bid here for naming rights to MetaChat's users.

post by: Miko at: 16:58 | 22 comments

Inspired by this thread, box's request, and an attack of afternoon goofiness. Here's what we've got so far:

ThePinkSuperheroTaco
MudHushPuppie
Mrs.Smith'sChickenPotPieisexactlythree
JonnyCatMC
TriodeAminic
RevlonLipstickThespian
MatildaUncleBen's Converted Rice
HughJanus Investments
Gas-Xpode
Ortho-NovumGonality
AmRollos
Simply Orange Swan
Daniel Lucky Charms
Charleston Chewatadistance
EekaTidyCat
Americbn Airlines
Joe Famous Amos
Lonefrontrange Rover
Cmonkey Sea Monkeys
Urban Whale Shark Outfitters

posted by Miko 14 September | 17:00

Lola_G You Smell Terrific

posted by mudpuppie 14 September | 17:03

Specklet Products

AmRollos just kills me.

posted by Specklet 14 September | 17:08

Mike9322 & Ike9322
AmberMop&Glow
Black8Berry
OcchiBluetooth
Capn Crunch (of course)
Dippity Doohickie
Formula Halonine
OmieWise Potato Chips
TANGerine

Speck, I've been stuck on your name for a while. Can't get nothin'!

I don't know which is sadder -- that this is how I am spending my free hour between work and a meeting, or that it's so easy to think of brand names after a lifetime of inculcation.

posted by Miko 14 September | 17:09

Ortho-NovumGonality? Yeah, I'm like birth control.

posted by orthogonality 14 September | 17:10

Chex RaMix

posted by Miko 14 September | 17:11

Speckletterhead Stationery

posted by dg 14 September | 17:22

Real Me3dia Player

posted by pieisexactlythree 14 September | 17:27

Specklet received her name from the German word for bacon.

Specklet is a personal smart presence device that alerts you when a friend is near. In addition, Speck allows you to quickly and easily exchange information with other people.

Get smart. Get specklet.

posted by Specklet 14 September | 17:28

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Invents!

(I didn't get it quite right, but you get the idea)

posted by seanyboy 14 September | 18:08

Invents!

Don't you mean "eavesdrops and unethically gains personal information and generally violates civil rights"?

posted by mudpuppie 14 September | 18:12

YouCanCallMeAllstate

posted by box 14 September | 19:49

Fuzzbeanie Babies
Mrs. Pants Dash

posted by box 14 September | 19:51

mudpuppie, aren't you thinking of RealMe3dia Player? Or perhaps Mikosoft?

posted by box 14 September | 19:53

Sorry, dg, but an exact flip of hp is this:
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posted by wendell 14 September | 20:05

EekaTidyCat....hee.

posted by iconomy 14 September | 20:11

The EamonDalyTribune: now with more fluff!

posted by eamondaly 14 September | 20:20

mudpuppie, aren't you thinking of RealMe3dia Player? Or perhaps Mikosoft?

Them too, box. :)

posted by mudpuppie 14 September | 20:21

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posted by dg 14 September | 20:30

MC John. Spinnin' hot trax, yo!

Shane:
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Not that I was named after him. Actually, my grandmother had some kind of overwhelming ... I dunno, feeling/premonition thing and told my Mom to name me Shane.

And in the book Shane wore all black, at least when he was dressed for a gunfight.

posted by shane 14 September | 21:55

Mike9322 and Miko and Ike's
Mudpup O' Noodles
Dodgy Ramgeezer
Taz-o Chai

posted by Lipstick Thespian 15 September | 00:26

For the right price (and a pair of navy hotpants), I could be RobReno 911.

posted by rob511 15 September | 21:11

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