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31 August 2006

This is a biting thread! BITE BITE BITE
BITE MY HAIRY OFF-WHITE BUTT!
posted by jonmc 31 August | 15:08
Ow!
posted by essexjan 31 August | 15:15
*Nibbles...lightly tickling*
posted by Miko 31 August | 15:17
*bites lower lip*
posted by elizard 31 August | 15:33
Biting, if done right, can be an important part of bed-play.
posted by sarah connor 31 August | 15:37
*bites someone else's lower lip...off*
posted by casarkos 31 August | 15:40
Bite... me. I like it.
posted by loquacious 31 August | 15:44
if I had hairy nuts, the kid who hit me this morning could bite 'em.
posted by lonefrontranger 31 August | 15:45
{*phone rings twice*}
Yo.. hello 1-900-ll cool j?
Yeah whassup? can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?
Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey

I motivate, accelerate
Devestate, and dominate
I dont smoke crack so I wont lose weight
Give me the {pussy} and the money and the mic and Im straight
Go to a resteraunt, give me steak
Then cook my chicken with shakenbake
I leave all the preachin to reverand flake
How much money can one black man make? huh
Im whats known as a true dynamiter
I write rhymes fast without a typewriter
Go with the flow, but no, Im not a biter
Cant compare a cock-a-roach and a spider
Hell, you might as well get a glass of punch
Cause youre bitin my lyrics like a nestle crunch, huh
And bitin my rhymes aint slick

I got your gold teeth marks all over my {*phone rings*}
Complications and aggravation
An unnecessary-sation
Im like sunkist, good vibrations
Your al-blum, sounds like a compilation
Cool out, grab a seat and listen..
Cause ima start dismissin
Sucker mcs whos out there frontin
Talkin all that yang, yo you smokin somethin
Shoulda treated me royal, yo he wasnt loyal
Now its all about chaos and turmoil
.. gimme that microphone
Ima show you the real meaning of the danger zone
posted by Divine_Wino 31 August | 16:02
Things that can be biting:

Sarcasm
Wit
Wind
Commentary
Frost
posted by Miko 31 August | 16:07
Fish.
posted by Zack_Replica 31 August | 17:00
Also, snakes.
posted by mudpuppie 31 August | 17:23
*takes the sock out of his mouth and offers it to Divine_Wino*
posted by Daniel Charms 31 August | 19:03
You can stop screaming now || Hedgehogs 1 McDonalds 0

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