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24 August 2006

Cowboy joke →[More:]The only reason this is a cowboy joke is that the guy who told it to me was dressed as a mountain man and I can't see the characters any other way.
Anybody have a real cowboy joke?

I've been wanting to tell this joke for a while and it never seems to be the time so I will tell it now anyway.

These two cowboys are walking down the street. Ray pulls a little tin out of his pocket shakes it, opens it up and counts what is inside. A little further down the street he does it again.
"What's in the tin, Ray?"
"Smart Pills."
"Oh"
They walk a while.
"Can I have one of those smart pills, Ray"
Ray gives Bob one from the tin and they continue walking.
"Can I have another of them smart pills, Ray?"
Bob swallows the second one and they walk several yards.
"Those smart pills taste like mouse shit, Ray"
"Now you are getting smart."

post by: pointilist at: 23:44 | 4 comments

Talk about never the right time.

posted by pointilist 25 August | 00:00

*snort*

posted by elizard 25 August | 00:35

A cowboy said to a rancher, ‘Is that your dog?’
The rancher replied, ‘Yup.’
‘Mind if I talk to him?’
‘Don't you know dogs don't talk?’ the cowboy replied.
‘So what's the harm? May I?’
‘Go right ahead.’
The cowboy said to the dog, ‘Howdy!’
The dog replied, ‘Hello.’ The rancher's eyes pop wide.
The cowboy continued, ‘Does your master treat you alright?’
‘Sure does. Every day he takes me for a walk, and once a week he takes me to the lake to play.’
The rancher was dumbfounded.
The cowboy said to the rancher, ‘Is that your horse over there?’
‘Yes.’
‘Do you mind if I talk to him?’
The rancher replied, ‘I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk.’
‘Well then, what would it hurt?’
‘Go right ahead.’
The cowboy said to the horse, ‘Hello.’
The horse replied, ‘Hello.’
The rancher stood there with his mouth wide open.
The cowboy asked, ‘Your owner treat you okay?’
‘Sure, he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, and he keeps me nice and dry in the barn.’
‘Sounds good.’ The cowboy then asked the rancher, ‘Are those your sheep over there?’
The rancher is horrified and stammers, ‘Them sheep out there, they're nothing but a bunch of liars!’ (via)

posted by rob511 25 August | 01:59

Awesome, rob511.

posted by Specklet 25 August | 10:38

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