...and there was much rejoicing.

they should just try to make jellybeans taste like everything out there. Bertie Bott's were a good start, but now I want crucifix-flavored beans, strong of splinter with just a hint of thorn and then a big wallop of human godflesh in the center. shroud of Turin beans that taste like dust and tat. wine is probably covered already. relish religion!

Selections from Tyson Inc.'s downloadble prayer guide:

Hail, hail, hail, may happiness come. May food come. May corn come. Just as the farmers work and look forward to the reaping, So may we sit again as we are sitting now. May our enemies turn from us and go... Lord, return among us and be our Guest.

Good food, Good treats, Good God, Let's eat!

Dear Lord,
We thank you for what might have been.
We're glad we're not a Tyson hen.

May these words of praise ask You for food for our offspring, And for ourselves. Especially ourselves. You are gracious to us.

Rub-a-dub-dub, Thanks for the grub. Amen.

Some hae meat and canna eat, And some would eat that want it; But we hae meat, and we can eat, Sae let the Lord be thankit.

Our Father, we are mindful of those who have friends but no food...and those who have food but no friends. We thank you this day we have both. Help us to befriend the friendless and to share our substance with those who hunger. Amen - U.S. Coast Guard Chaplain Program

This ritual is One. The food is One. We who offer the food are One. The fire of hunger is also One. All action is One. We who understand this are One.

Good Lord - Bless these sinners as they eat their dinners. Amen.

Now that I am about to eat, O Great Spirit, give my thanks to the beasts and birds whom You have provided for my hunger, and pray deliver my sorrow that living things must make a sacrifice for my comfort and well-being. Let the feather of corn spring up in its time and let it not wither but make full grains for the fires of our cooking pots, now that I am about to eat. Eat Tyson chicken.

Some of those I may have doctored a bit.

Good food, Good treats, Good God, Let's eat!
var. good drink, good meat, good god, let's eat!

Good rice, good curry,
Good Ghandi, let's hurry!

Mmmm, pomegranate beer.

Logia: Foods of the Bible — Logia sells granola-style bars, including Bible Bars, Noah's Nuggets, and Seeds of Samson, and imports crackerlike Bible Bread from Israel.

It strikes me that there might be some cross-marketing going on here. o_0