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21 August 2006

Let's design t-shirts for female musicians! Fender has some great new t-shirts for women. I can't decide which I like more:

My Boyfriend is a Rockstar! or

Groupie looking for musicians.

I'm going to make a "Silly woman. Put down that bass and give me a blow job" t-shirt with the Fender logo prominently featured.

Does anyone else have any good ideas for the most offensive girly-tee ever?

post by: freshwater_pr0n at: 19:18 | 17 comments

I have a t-shirt that reads "fluffer". With a bunny on it no less.

But "Groupie looking for musicians." totally tops that. Fluffer was funny in context.

posted by dabitch 21 August | 19:32

(and by "tops" I mean "offends a helluva lot more")

posted by dabitch 21 August | 19:32

How 'bout "G String"

(with a graphic of a wound wire guitar string)

posted by Miko 21 August | 19:36

KIM DEAL IS A WAR CRIMINAL

(I'm not entirely sure what that means, but it would've gotten me killed in the mid-nineties.)

posted by PinkStainlessTail 21 August | 19:37

Miko, "G string" isn't offensive at all, but I'm still going to screenprint it onto some granny underwear.

posted by freshwater_pr0n 21 August | 19:46

*kills PST now*

posted by krix 21 August | 19:47

"Trying to piss off daddy"

"Future cast-off"

posted by Capn 21 August | 20:06

An oldy but a goodie:
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by me3dia 21 August | 20:06

How about "blow me" with a picture of a sax/trumpet/whatever?
Probably not so much for girls to wear.

"I like tongue action" with a picture of a flute?
"Finger me" with a piano?
They both seem pretty offensive to me, if pretty lame.

posted by dg 21 August | 20:09

Fender?! I hardly know her!

posted by Triode 21 August | 20:11

"My girlfriend can hammer-on longer than Eddie Van Halen"

posted by Triode 21 August | 20:12

Miko, "G string" isn't offensive at all

True.iIt would make a cool shirt (I'd definitely wear it!). Just not for this project. At first I thought you were seeking something vageuely pro-female. I was on the wrong level of irony, though. Sorry. I need to get more sleep.

posted by Miko 21 August | 20:37

But it's your brilla idea. Send me the biggest pair of granny pants you've got, and I'll make the dream real.

posted by freshwater_pr0n 21 August | 21:49

"I don't Fuck Drummers"

posted by seanyboy 22 August | 01:25

Guitarists Masturbate for a Living.

Is There Anything Left for Me?

posted by sarah connor 22 August | 08:15

I saw Lucinda Williams perform in a tight tank top that said "Boy Beater" on it. . .I thought it was pretty cool.

posted by danf 22 August | 09:52

I just don't think anyone can top "My boyfriend is a rock star" for flat-out awfulness. It's just not possible.

posted by occhiblu 22 August | 12:24

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