This grasshopper appeared on the back of a chair at an outdoor party I attended yesterday. We got it drunk. Like a typical party crasher though, as soon as all the booze was gone, it vanished into the sunset.

Also? THE THING WAS FRICKIN' HYOOOOGE!

Ah, ya big sook, that's just a baby!

Back here in Upstate NY, the grasshoppers aren't big enough to steal champagne bottles, they can barely handle a half-full Genny Cream Ale.