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19 August 2006

OMG MONKEY

post by: weretable and the undead chairs at: 16:29 | 13 comments

In some alternate dimension there's a gaggle of orangutans watching a video of two captive homo sapiens getting busy and the male pulls out and ejaculates all over his hand and wipes it on the wall to mark the occasion, as male homo sapiens are wont to do, and the orangutans are all "aww man that is gross what the fuck dude why are we watching this" and then they all go out for nachos and beer and high fives.

posted by cmonkey 19 August | 16:42

Best. Metafilter. Thread. Ever.

posted by essexjan 19 August | 16:42

I just made a gif of that but brownpau beat me on the draw. Mine was bigger.

posted by court siem 19 August | 17:10

Did you see the link to the pic that had part of the AOL search logs? NSFW but hilarious.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 19 August | 17:17

I was just thinking about making the sockpuppet called "I use my cum as an aftershave".

posted by court siem 19 August | 17:37

"This post was deleted for the following reason: people really don't like this."

I would love to know how many times it got flagged.

posted by iconomy 19 August | 18:22

the male pulls out and ejaculates all over his hand and wipes it on the wall to mark the occasion, as male homo sapiens are wont to do

Um.

They are?

posted by dersins 19 August | 18:56

"people really don't like this."
But "17 users marked this as a favorite"!

I want those 17 users found, arrested, sent to Guantanamo Bay, stripped naked and photographed with your choice of jessamyn, taz, madamjujujive, mudpuppie, bunnyfire or tracicle pointing at them.

posted by wendell 19 August | 19:42

Step 1) Found:
If I Had An Anus,Hot Like Your 12V Wire,ZachsMind, Drunken_munky, weretable and the undead chairs, roundtablewassquare, MythMaker, GuyZero, nlindstrom, brownpau, ColdChef, Matt Oneiros, Stynxno, Blazecock Pileon, chorltonmeateater, saintsguy, snofoam

posted by Mitheral 19 August | 20:28

the male pulls out and ejaculates all over his hand and wipes it on the wall to mark the occasion, as male homo sapiens are wont to do

Phillip Seymor Hoffman's character did that in "Happiness"

posted by pieisexactlythree 19 August | 22:22

Except, he was masturbating

posted by pieisexactlythree 19 August | 22:22

Macaca.

posted by orthogonality 20 August | 08:23

Could someone post the animate gif, please? I'm sure at some point I'll desperately need to link to it in an ask.metafilter thread.

posted by cmonkey 20 August | 13:22

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