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"But the thing you need to know is this: The man who put it there for you is trying desperately to tell you that you are more precious than diamonds, ..."
"Now, the thing you need to know is this: I am adamant that my laundry products be completely fragrance-free."
and most important:
"The thing you need to know is this: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO IRRIGATE YOUR COLOSTOMY IN ORDER FOR IT TO. WORK. Your bowels will work anyway, irrigation or not."
- if you think the rules don't apply to you, you're probably wrong.
- if people say "one of these days you're going to learn that the rules apply to you" they're probably wrong.
- shoe boxes can be turned into perfectly servicable loafers
- newspapers can be turned into perfectly servicable slacks with a proper application of masking tape.
Thank you all! I like several of the interpretations made of my prompt. I honestly had no intended responses in mind. There were no expections, and they were exceeded.
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