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09 August 2006
Last night's dream→[More:]I hardly ever remember dreams, but last night I dreamed I had a pet mini-elephant. He was an adult elephant, but about the size of a collie dog. He rolled over for me to tickle his tummy.
Last night I dreamt that Owen Wilson was my mechanic and wanted to be my friend, and I told him..."you know, I just watched Zoolander the other day and I've had about enough of you so we can't be friends."
Also, a midget tried to steal my fire-extinguisher.
I had a dream last night that I was in the yard of the house next-door to where I grew up, playing fetch with two dogs -- a mama and her puppy. The puppy was a black lab twice as big as the mama. We played for hours. Then I wandered back home, and there was a kid in my yard with four dogs -- also two puppies. The puppies were golden retrievers and they were wrestling really roughly with their mama. I scolded the kid in the yard, said that the mama dog wasn't enjoying being bitten, and that it couldn't be good for her. (And in the meantime, just to show them what it felt like, I bit one of the puppies' paws.) The kid responded that wrestling like that was good for the mama dog, and that wrestling on concrete was the only thing that was going to help her recuperate after she blew her knees out playing football.