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31 July 2006

The small of my back and my tailbone hurt like hell. Which one of you fuckers has been kicking me in the ass?→[More:]

Also, big thanks and kudos to my main man Hugh Janus, who helped me help a sweaty convalescent woman by assisting me in my air-conditioner procurement mission at the Rego Park Sears, and down the worlds swirliest parking lot ramp, complete with scrape marks. We took a few picture (*gasp*) (starts here with pips making like LBJ and ending with a vocal solo.

post by: jonmc at: 12:37 | 15 comments

making like LBJ

Damn, they just kept poking her everywhere, didn't they? Sorry, pips.

posted by danostuporstar 31 July | 12:45

"You also kicked the principal in the upper thigh..."

"Bullshit, I kicked him right square in the ass!"

posted by Divine_Wino 31 July | 13:28

No worries, dano. Laproscopic surgery wasn't so bad. Much less painful than the regular abdominal surgery I had over a decade ago to remove a large fibroid. I do look a little like I've been knifed though.

posted by Pips 31 July | 13:28

Hey DW! Didn't see ya on preview... How's the merry groom?

posted by Pips 31 July | 13:30

Hey, John, Pips....looks like you guys had quite a time!

Hope you're feelin' better, Pips.

John...don't know what the cure is for tailbone pain, but I hope you find it, bro.

posted by Joe Famous 31 July | 13:39

I'll rub it for him later. : )

posted by Pips 31 July | 13:44

I'm steady groomin' pips, happy as a drunk pig on the way to a vegan pigfarm.

posted by Divine_Wino 31 July | 13:50

...and there's your cure, Johnny Mac!

posted by Joe Famous 31 July | 13:52

vegan pigfarms, joe?

well, you're the doctor... of loooove!

posted by jonmc 31 July | 13:54

Rego Park? I thought that was a fictious place. There was a tv show on many years ago called Dear John with Judd Hirsch (Alex Reager from Taxi) that took place at the Rego Park Community Center.

Pips: I am so glad to hear you are rapidly recovering. I wish you the wellest wish I can make.

posted by getoffmylawn 31 July | 13:57

I was a HUGE fan of Dear John!!!
(even though he was really Alex Reager on that sitcom as well)

posted by Joe Famous 31 July | 14:00

It is indeed real, GOML, it's a rather drab middle-class section of the borough of Queens, perfect for Judd Hirsch (who's actually from the Bronx), although the Sears we shopped at was across Queens Boulevard from an exotic dance emporium called 'Wiggles,' that Mr. Janus is fond of.

posted by jonmc 31 July | 14:01

Ah, Wiggles. Is that why you fellas took three hours? : )

I used to have a sweater I called my Alex sweater; my mom frowned whenever I wore it.

(thanks again for all the well wishes... everyone's been so sweet...)

posted by Pips 31 July | 14:07

Wiggles is pretty special, and if it weren't for a herd of 12,000 wildebeeste jamming up Queens Boulevard for several hours, we'd probably still bee knee deep in pussy and cheap perfume. But you know how those giant herd migrations can foil even the worst-laid plans.

That Emile Griffith movie was awesome. Still kinda hurts to think about.

posted by Hugh Janus 31 July | 15:45

bee! he he!

posted by Hugh Janus 31 July | 15:45

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