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31 July 2006
Paris Hilton tells the London Times "... There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blond -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon."
She's just too stupid to realize that Marilyn Monroe represented raw sexual power and Princess Di represented grace under pressure. All Hilton represents is excess, the lack of character that often comes with extravagant inheritance, unfounded vanity, general shallowness, tacky reality TV, etc.
Ugh, that woman really bothers me. The best quote I heard to describe Paris Hilton was comparing her to staring at the ocean. There's nothing there but you just can't look away. I find that to be true for me. I just can't stop watching no matter how much I hate myself for it.
ugh, Paris brings out the evil in me. I find myself wishing that something really terrible happens to her, just something that would permanently disfigure her like a really bad case of untreated syphilis or maybe a 3rd degree burn all over or one day she mistakes hydrofluoric acid for her foundation... Just something that permanently melts that damn face off so that I never have to see it again and she'll live on richer than krösus suddenly acutely aware of what a waste of space she used to be when all she can do is hang out and (try to) think since nobody wants to hang out with the freak any more.
Is that bad?
Madonna really needs to go in there somewhere. I'd put up Marlene Dietrich for '30s and Greta Garbo for '20s.
But I disagree that Paris is the blonde icon for this decade (however depressingly suitable it may seem)... And really, I don't think that word means what she thinks it means. To be iconic, someone has to have a little more exposure than American reality TV, porn videos, and gossip rags - and I don't think there's that many parts of the world that even know who she is. I didn't, for ages and ages... and the only reason she started making it onto the Greek radar is when she was involved with the other Paris.
Icons are globally famous (try to find a spot in the world where people don't know who Madonna is), and their images are so enduring, dramatic, and thrilling that they remain vivid long after their deaths - possibly even for centuries. Icons inspire art, cinema, literature and music. Their impact is so strong that all lesser celebrity mortals with qualities in common will forever be measured by their yardstick. (Bardot, for example, could have been the blond icon of the '50s, but for Marilyn.)