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28 July 2006
If you could choose, what would you make your porn name? I'm Ophelia Bliss.
I don't remember the first street I lived on (we moved around a lot when I was a kid) so I will submit a few of the streets I have lived on and the MeCha community can pick the best one.
Pax Ontario
Pax King
Pax Bank
Pax Onion Lake
Pax Audrey
Pax Limeridge
Pax Quintet Coal Mine north of Dawson Creek that was a camp and though it had a street there was only one so it didn't really have an official name as it was the only one so everyone knew where you lived because everybody lived on that street
According to the offical international rules of porn name selection, as loq points out, would make my name X-ray 10th street, but it just doesn't have a ring to it...
I have a porn name for each porno I star in, depending on the context. For instance I just did a classy little black and white noir thriller set in Mexico called "Touch of Evil in my Pooter", I was billed as Orson Swells.
According to the international rules, and with the caveat that I lived on other streets whose names I cannot now remember and some of which were APOs anyhow, I would be:
Dingo Zuni. (Luke AFB, reprazent)
I might stick with Dingo Zuni, 'cuz that has a certain terrifying you-don't-know-what's-next quality to it. Dingo Zuni is a colossal pervert and will do anything to anything. Dingo Zuni is the kind of crazy maniac that will go directly from straight-up missionary in-out to tying you up with a dirty nun's habit and reading Vogon poetry at you as he puts on his robe and wizard hat.
On the other hand, I might prefer being Max Power. He's got the name you'd love to touch.
I a related (because I say so) note, this one grocery checker and I have a game, whenever I check out through her line, of identifying porn names amongst the trademarks and names of the various groceries I get.
Like Lemon Chiffon, Vanilla Bean, Alpine Lace, etc etc. It's fun. . .
For some reason, I can only think of the names of dimly-remembered professional football players. I have no choice but to go for either Dexter Manley or Rod Woodson. Which one's gayer?
"I have no choice but to go for either Dexter Manley or Rod Woodson. Which one's gayer?"
I dunno, but when I clicked the box link in attempts to figure out more about who box might actually be, it said you had 69 posts... then I got to thinking about the general connotations of 'box'... then my head pretty much exploded.
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