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13 July 2006

Wanna be in my punk rock band? →[More:]All you need is a punk rock name. Mine is Stuart Pid.
What's yours?

post by: Hellbient at: 15:53 | 25 comments

Vanessa Demise wants to be your back-up vocalist.

posted by getoffmylawn 13 July | 16:04

Wanda Vile wonders if you need a bass player. I can't play, but I've been practising my sneer.

posted by elizard 13 July | 16:10

I'll only play if'n I can be Moist Towelette.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 13 July | 16:12

Chuck Vomit on lead guitar.

posted by quonsar 13 July | 16:29

Hmmm. Tricky... a lot of the good ones have been taken already. (Thinks of Chuck Biscuits [DOA], Al Schvitz [House of Commons], Dinah Cancer (for the girls)[45 Grave])

posted by Zack_Replica 13 July | 16:35

"Hairy" Potter. With a name like this (and a clean-shaved head, if I had one), I could be the lead singer :7

posted by Daniel Charms 13 July | 16:43

Cleft Brain wants to know where and when...

(clarinet can rock, right? it's not just for klezmer anymore...)

posted by Pips 13 July | 16:49

Slacky Fizzer plays the fool, but everybody plays the fool sometimes.

posted by nomad 13 July | 16:56

Ethel Alcohol on bass.

posted by freshwater_pr0n 13 July | 17:10

Let's call the band Techatem, shall we?

Awesome lineup so far:
2 bass players (Ethel Alcohol, Wanda Vile)
1 back-up vocalist (Vanessa Demise)
1 clarinet player (Cleft Brain)
1 lead singer (Hairy Potter)
1 lead guitarist (Chuck Vomit)
1 tamborine player (Moist Towelette)
1 fool player (Slacky Fizzer)
1 manager/knob twiddler (Stuart Pid)

more, more!

posted by Hellbient 13 July | 17:31

Sure, I'll be Baron Von Shnöträg

posted by Pips 13 July | 17:39

That was me.

posted by jonmc 13 July | 17:41

Baron Von Shnöträg

I just love the umlauts - so punk rock.

posted by getoffmylawn 13 July | 17:43

Lucy Gutter. I'll play rhythm.

posted by Miko 13 July | 17:46

Got yer accordian player here.

Silas Detritus.

posted by mudpuppie 13 July | 17:49

and I play electric washboard and flugelhorn.

posted by jonmc 13 July | 18:11

*smacks forehead, realizes that Vicki Vile would be much better, changes name*

Sure, I'll be Baron Von Shnöträg

*snorts cheap malt liquor out her nose*

posted by elizard 13 July | 18:15

Mikey Shite here, need a dude who downs Mikeys Big Mouths and climbs to the top of the speaker stacks for a little dry humpin' then falls off and knocks one of the bassists out for a while?

'Cause I can do that and play "Takin' Retards to the Zoo" on recorder.

posted by Divine_Wino 13 July | 18:37

Acutally my two favorite punk rock names are Jimmy Gestapo (and we said: “what goes with Jimmy? Jimmy Bad Guy, Jimmy Puke, Jimmy Stupid, Jimmy Crazy, Jimmy Gestapo…” and I was like: “Whoa, Jimmy Gestapo, ...) and Rat Scabies, but of course. Rat Scabies really says it all...

posted by Divine_Wino 13 July | 18:43

Velvet Pearl, in the room. I can toss my hair and shake my ass, will that work? Also, a mile of cleavage. Just tell me where you want me.

posted by redvixen 13 July | 18:45

Ohh, wait, actually Buster Bloodvessel is the best punk name ever, THE BEST!

posted by Divine_Wino 13 July | 18:46

Ohh, wait, actually Buster Bloodvessel is the best punk name ever, THE BEST!

*hugs Divine_Wino, fellow Bad Manners fan* Yaaay, Fatty Buster Bloodvessel! *still has her 'you fat bastard' tshirt from a show some time in the 90s*

posted by elizard 13 July | 18:51

I go by Fallopia. I dance in a cage.

posted by jrossi4r 13 July | 20:08

Mons Pubis.

posted by drjimmy11 14 July | 00:04

There's an LA drag queen/pornstar named Moist Towlette.

posted by brujita 14 July | 10:17

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