My Dream About Hugh Janus I went to visit Mr. Janus in my dream last night. →[More:]He still lives with his parents, but that's cool, because they're multi multi squillionaires and he has a water fountain (just like the ones they have in school) in his room. His house, niftily enough, backs up on a huge museum, and his chauffeur took us there in his super cool limousine. We had a really fascinating conversation about zen and quantum mechanics, which I can no longer remember, alas, and he showed me how he can change the nature of reality. Also, he's a magician and he stole my hiking boots right off my feet. I found them later along with a bowling ball in a fountain in a room in the museum which was filling up with people in strange 1970s clothes and pink hair getting ready for a party. However he is a trickster, because he refused to return my favorite socks. Hugh, I want my socks back, but thanks for the tour of the museum, it was awesome.