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11 July 2006

This is a thread for everyone not mentioned in that other thread. I've got →[More:]

a swimming pool full of mojito, a swimming pool full of legos, birthday cake and presents for everyone, your favorite band, an infinite number of masseuses in an infinite number of rooms, modified Bradley tanks that shoot buckets of VOC-free paint instead of shells [tank paintball!], a petting zoo filled with thought-to-be-extinct animals and the regular assortment of critters and a remote with a little red button that I don't know what it does.

post by: sciurus at: 14:23 | 22 comments

* makes Lego remote holder, throws drummer of favorite band into mojito pool, massages okapi *

posted by matildaben 11 July | 14:25

*psssst, over here, in the alley*

posted by Miko 11 July | 14:25

*presses little red button*

posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 July | 14:27

*wipes away the tears, stops sniveling*

posted by mudpuppie 11 July | 14:32

Aw shucks ;)

a petting zoo filled with thought-to-be-extinct animals

Y A Y ! You really know how to throw a party, dude.

*hands mudpuppie a nice clean tissue*

posted by iconomy 11 July | 14:36

*pets coelacanth*

posted by jonmc 11 July | 14:37

...your favorite band...

How ever did you manage to get Roger and David to agree to that?

posted by getoffmylawn 11 July | 14:39

I'm there, or rather, here.

posted by omiewise 11 July | 14:49

I'm expecting an airdrop of elephant-sized marshmallows within the next hour. Make sure to get your flame throwers out to the chocolate and graham cracker courts before that happens.

posted by sciurus 11 July | 14:53

YAY for extreme s'more making!

posted by iconomy 11 July | 15:01

Well, we need something to give feed Paul Bunyan when he arrives later this evening.

posted by sciurus 11 July | 15:03

And if anyone is worried about the animals in the petting zoo being exploited, the talking chinchilla assures me that they're all enjoying themselves.

posted by sciurus 11 July | 15:07

*exploits the animals, just for fun*

posted by mudpuppie 11 July | 15:23

Does anyone else think the llama in the petting zoo is too old to enjoy living? I'm thinking about killing it for its own good. So, what's the best way to put a llama to sleep?

posted by iconomy 11 July | 15:39

*hands the llama a mojito and the controls to a paintball tank*

There--look how happy he is now!

And scurius, thanks for getting the Pixies, Nomeansno, Alejandro Escovedo, Nick Cave, the Bad Seeds and the Dirty Three on one stage. You're the best.

posted by elizard 11 July | 15:48

Is there a lake there? Because we're going to need something to swim in, considering one pool is for drinking and one is for building castles. I also suggest we do a scavenger hunt and the winner gets a boat.

posted by SassHat 11 July | 15:50

Iconomy, you could always beat the llama with the talking chinchilla. The chinchilla's been annoying me lately anyway.

posted by mudpuppie 11 July | 15:50

No, we don't have a lake, since we're on an island in the South Pacific. We do have a shaded lagoon with porpoises though.

posted by sciurus 11 July | 15:52

*wipes tears of happiness* Thank you for the invite! (brings in huge bowls of fruit and gallons of ice cream) (Plus bunches of flowers for our thoughtful host) *strips to go skinny dipping with the dolphins*

posted by redvixen 11 July | 19:08

South Pacific?

*Pulls out coconut bra and grass skirt, makes sciurus wear them*

Bali Hai!

posted by SassHat 11 July | 20:09

Present.

*strips to join redvixen*

posted by tr33hggr 12 July | 07:31

Can I get a massage from the band?

posted by jokeefe 12 July | 12:11

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