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10 July 2006

May the Undead Bring You Ice Cream
So I was cleaning out the car yesterday--a rare thing--and I found this little model of a house that my 6-year-old had built in kindergarten. I asked him to tell me about it. "Well," Sam said, "It is our house, but I didn't know we were supposed to be making our own house at first so I made a super house!" He never listens to instructions. He proceeded to excitedly show me the features of the super house--gun turrets, a soda pop fountain, a Sponge Bob room. "And this button lets you control the undead!"

The undead? Where the hell--never mind, show enthusiasm. Wow Sam, I said, you really used your imagination.

"Yeah!" he said, "When you use your imagination you can make anything happen. You can even make the undead bring you ice cream!"
posted by LarryC 10 July | 00:59
Please tell Sam that I would like to live in his superhouse and that any kid who can command the undead to serve ice cream has got to be one of the coolest kids around.
posted by LeeJay 10 July | 01:31
agro, that first picture is great.
posted by small_ruminant 10 July | 01:47
LOL!
posted by psho 10 July | 02:19
I love the way kids think. Especially your kid. Can I keep him?
posted by mike9322 10 July | 07:05
your kid is a genius!
posted by dabitch 10 July | 07:21
That makes the Cold Stone Creamery seem extra creepy now.
posted by jrossi4r 10 July | 09:21
May the wind rise to meet you,
May the road be always at your back,
And may the undead bring you ice cream.
posted by Miko 10 July | 10:09
Or, you know, reverse wind/road.
posted by Miko 10 July | 10:09
This thread made my day...

I have an adorable five-year-old niece who speaks four languages, by the by... do you believe in arranged marriages? : )
posted by Pips 10 July | 16:13
Sure Pips, if she can handle a head-strong tyrant. I tell folks that my son is headed for the White House or the Big House.

Agropyron, thanks for the great pictures! Did you make them?
posted by LarryC 10 July | 22:06
Well, she has three bossy brothers, so it's a good start. : )
posted by Pips 11 July | 08:17
You know what really chaps my ass? || *head explodes*

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