What about troll flesh?

Yuh-yuh-mean Jack Daniels is a people? ARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Metafilter: Fruitarians are idiots.

So I can eat the animal if the critter is asking for it?

Also if it's tasty.

EAT ME!

Can we eat Smark Dalek's head? I mean, it exploded all on its own.

*waits for the inevitable "WHICH head" comment*

You don't wanna mess with any of my stuff, iconomy - all I had in there were a couple buttons and some lint. The buttons were metal, and the lint's all that remains of Carl Yankowski's gold-inlaid suit. Either way you look at it, the buttons and lint are from minerals, so freely given or not, they still ain't vegan.

*ghostly head explodes*

And ectoplasm's just supernatural goo. As the ectoplasm was from an (animal) organism-

Holy Schrodinger, I think we have the start of a new AskMe thread! If a plant dies, and it's ghost leaves ectoplasm, it would still be vegan, right? Or would it not count, because the plant's already dead, and it's ectoplazm is part of an alternate state of existence-

*ghostly head explodes again*

I don't want to know why that person needed to ask that question!

I will not take that thing from your hand. Eeewww!

Smart Dalek, just go into the light. It's safe in the light.

Vegans are green-toothed murderers! Stop Vegetable Cruelty Now!

This is, possibly, the most inane and idiotic ask.metafilter question of the last week.

Once in college a girl on my dorm floor said, "When you eat vegetables, don't you realize they scream?"

Actually, plants have chemical reactions to harm that are vaguely analogous to human neural activity. In a sense she was right.

On a related note, I've never heard/read a convincing argument as to whether a vegan can give oral sex and be consistent with their philosophy.

I just knew that oral sex would come in there somewhere. Does it make a difference whether it is consensual or not, I wonder? What about fellatio vs cunnilingus?