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01 July 2006

It is the year 2037, you are a valiant Chilean insurgent fighting against the coalition which has 'liberated' your nation as a thinly veiled attempt to control its fresh water resources.→[More:]
You are escaping across your native Patagonia, hotly chased by Haliburton-mercs on their gen-altered llamas, hopped up on cocaine and looking to bring some scalps home to mom.
Suddenly, you come to the brink of a 0.5 kilometer deep, 50m wide chasm, stretching out as far as the eye can see to the East and West.
There are no trees on either side, or rocks bigger than your fist. You have an unlimited supply of string. The bloodthirsty mercenaries are closing in.
What do you do?

post by: signal at: 17:46 | 14 comments

>touch penis

posted by SassHat 01 July | 18:09

You touch your penis.
Hmmm, it doesn't seem to do anything.

posted by signal 01 July | 18:12

Is the string bio-engineered intelligent mono-string?

posted by seanyboy 01 July | 18:51

>pee into chasm

posted by SassHat 01 July | 18:52

Seanyboy, nah, just string.
Sass: You pee into the chasm. It is not enough to fill it.

posted by signal 01 July | 19:04

>roll string into giant ball

posted by porpoise 01 July | 19:37

>trade giant ball of string for some of the mercanaries cocaine

posted by item 01 July | 20:04

> fill chasm with string

posted by andrew cooke 01 July | 20:16

>IDSPISPOPD

posted by Smart Dalek 01 July | 20:48

>cross string-filled chasm while snorting coke purchased from mercenaries

posted by porpoise 01 July | 21:11

andrew gets it, of course.
Hadn't seen you in MCh, a.c.

posted by signal 01 July | 22:25

not a macrame bridge? awww....it could have those owls on the posts too ; >

posted by amberglow 01 July | 22:33

signal - you ever play Hol?

I was thinking of doing a Mecha CoC IRC thinger, but I'm too lazy.

posted by porpoise 01 July | 23:12

If I've read this MetaFilter post, first thing I do? Double-check my cup.

posted by rob511 02 July | 06:19

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