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31 May 2006

WMD attack in Florida →[More:] ChristoFascists amok. Again.

Homeland Security: We sleep at night so you don't have to.

post by: warbaby at: 11:36 | 16 comments

I think someone should organize a group of people to go and pray outside of the homes of People Who Pray at Sex Shop Openings.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 31 May | 11:42

No no, someone should organize a group of people to go out and have sex on the lawns of People Who Pray At Sex Shop Openings.

posted by cmonkey 31 May | 11:43

I'd like to see that: Home > People Doing Sex Protest on Lawn > Prayerfolk Praying for Sex Protesters > More Sex Protesters Protesting Prayerfolk > Sex Turtles and Prayer Turtles all the way down the street.

Everybody Conga!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 31 May | 11:46

Sex turtles are much better than prayer turtles, every day, in every way.

posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 11:48

The face-off began outside, with women in bikinis atop a pickup and about 150 Waldo residents behind a sign reading "Americans for Morality."

Your wish has been granted

posted by warbaby 31 May | 12:02

Can we throw in a few Dworkinites protesting about 'objectification," and maybe a helth department inspector and a labor dispute* just so everybody is thoroghly sweetly bewildered?

*I once conversed with a porn shop clerk** who told me had experienced everything from requests for films involving bestiality, to dudes whipping their wangs onto the counter and enquiring about cock ring sizes.

**I briefly worked at a newsstand where there was a fairly large porn section and one night this specimen bought a copy of Juggs, a copy of Lips and a copy of Tail Ends. I assume he spent the night with and exacto-knife, scoth tape and a box of Kleenex.

posted by jonmc 31 May | 12:08

Did you tell him he missed the most important part?

posted by warbaby 31 May | 12:14

the bile duct?

(nah, why spoil his beautiful insanity. Paper Frankenbabe Syndrome, as I like to call it)

posted by jonmc 31 May | 12:26

Which important part? Does Lips actually refer to the face?

About the article, anybody want to take the bet that COINTELPRO has been mobilized in Waldo?

posted by danostuporstar 31 May | 12:32

Does Lips actually refer to the face?

Take a wild guess.

posted by jonmc 31 May | 12:40

I knew a sex turtle. He had an "innie" unless he REALLY liked you.

posted by reflecked 31 May | 13:46

Turtle sex is just about the least hot thing ever. After goatse.

posted by pieisexactlythree 31 May | 14:30

*NOD*

posted by reflecked 31 May | 14:31

Notice the feds disclaim jurisdiction even though it's smack dab in the middle of their counter-terrorism charter? Just imagine a different target and some Ayrabs in the picture... massive national panic ... get out the duct tape.

This is why Mike German quit and became a whistle-blower.

We've got an anti-gay initiative coming up here. I think I'll do a bikini model and body-builder carwash to raise funds to fight it.

posted by warbaby 31 May | 14:40

whatever works, babe.

posted by jonmc 31 May | 14:44

Holy crap, how did I miss this? But I find it hilarious that the guy's trying to open a sex shop in Waldo. The town is the worst speed trap in three counties, plus it's just a scary place.

posted by casarkos 31 May | 22:26

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