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31 May 2006

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD! →[More:]WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE'S VMAIL CUT YOU OFF WHEN YOU'RE NOT EVEN 10 SECOND INTO THE FUCKING MESSAGE??? TWICE IN THE LAST WEEK I'VE BEEN CUT OFF AFTER 10 SECONDS OR LESS, TO THE POINT I HAD TO TALK AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT JUST TO SAY MY NAME AND PHONE NUMBER, NOTHING ABOUT WHY I WAS CALLING. I'M NOT A FAN OF RAMBLY ASS 3 MINUTE VMAIL MESSAGES, BUT FUCK MAN! GIMME A CHANCE TO AT LEAST ID MYSELF!!

.V.

post by: chewatadistance at: 09:18 | 29 comments

WE'RE GONNA SHOUT INTO SOMEBODY'S VOICE MAIL?!! COOL!

posted by jonmc 31 May | 09:23

YEAH! I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE SOME CHAINSAWS IN THE BACKGROUND, TOO.

posted by chewatadistance 31 May | 09:29

MAYBE SHOTGUN BLASTS, TOO??!! HAH? HAH?

posted by jonmc 31 May | 09:36

HOW ABOUT MONSTERS? I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 09:42

ALSO, I SUSPECT THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO LURE ME BACK TO THE BLUE! THERE WAS A SLAYER THREAD YESTERDAY AND A YNGWIE THREAD TODAY! THEY FIGURE I WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST! I AIN'T THAT EASY, SUCKAS!

posted by jonmc 31 May | 09:48

MONSTERS, YOU SAY? WHAT?

posted by danostuporstar 31 May | 09:49

DON'T KNUCKLE UNDER, MAN! THEY'RE STILL DICKS!

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posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 09:52

I SHALL CARRY ON! AND FIGHT THE POWER! DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'! CAUSE I WANNA ROCK!

posted by jonmc 31 May | 09:54

STOP SCREAMING, I'M ALONE WITH MY HOE!

posted by danostuporstar 31 May | 09:56

FUCK!!!

posted by Specklet 31 May | 10:07

OKELY-DOKELY!

posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 10:18

I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT AND SLEPT IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR!

COMPUTER LAB USER, I AM SURE THAT YOUR IRRATIONAL ANGER HELPED YOUR PRINT JOB PRINT OUT. ALSO, FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HITTING PRINT SEVERAL TIMES CAUSED MULTIPLE INSTANCES OF YOUR JOB TO GO IN THE QUEUE IS RIDICULOUS.

FURTHERMORE, YOU LOOK 40 AND YOU ARE TAKING THE UNDERGRADUATE STATISTICS CLASS.

posted by halonine 31 May | 10:58

I CAN'T GET ANTHONY AND THE JOHNSON'S SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME OUT OF MY GODDAMN HAID, AND IT'S MAKING ME WANT TO GET ON AIRPLANES AND FLY AWAY!

HALONINE! I'M NEARLY 40 AND HAVE NEVER TAKEN UNDERGRADUATE STATISTICS!

I HAVE TO RUN ALL MY SCENES TONIGHT IN REHEARSAL!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 31 May | 11:10

I AM IN MY PJS DANCING TO A NEW SINGLE I JUST BOUGHT ON THE ITUNES MUSIC STORE! I'M GETTING A COMPED DINNER AT A FANCY NYC CABARET SPOT, THANKS TO MY BEING FRIEND WITH A THEATRE REVIEWER! I LOVE WORKING FROM HOME!

(SHOUTING THREADS AREN'T JUST ABOUT BEING MAD!)

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 31 May | 11:19

What are you rehearsing, LT? Oh. ..um. . WHAT FOR THE LOVE OF PETE IS IT??

posted by rainbaby 31 May | 11:40

I would shout about being sick but it would really hurt my throat and launch a whole new coughing fit. Instead, I will make chicken bouillon and go back to bed. Also, this is a crappy time to run out of kleenex. Also, my work will hate me for being sick, 'cause it happens kinda frequently. But there's no way I can go in, man. No. Way. That is all.

posted by elizard 31 May | 11:42

I JUST DID A TRIAL OF THIS AWESOME WEB-BASED SOFTWARE THAT WILL MAKE MY LIFE A THOUSAND TIMES EASIER, AND I TALKED TO A NICE PERSON ON THE PHONE, AND I'M ABOUT TO GO TO THE GYM FOR A LITTLE LUNCH HOUR WORKOUT. BUT FIRST, A DANCE BREAK IN MY UNDERPANTS.

::DANCE BREAK::

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 31 May | 12:10

FUCK!!!

posted by Specklet 31 May | 12:14

YES LOVER?

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 31 May | 12:16

I HAVE BEEN SO RIGOROUS IN MY PROCRASTINATION I LOST TRACK OF THE DATE BECAUSE OF THE HOLIDAY AND NOW AM NOT NEARLY AS FAR IN THE POO AS I THOUGHT I WAS, SOMEWHAT POO FREE, EVEN.
NOW SOMEONE FORCE ME TO CALL MY BANK.

posted by ethylene 31 May | 14:21

MRS CHEWY CALLED AND SAID SHE WOULD TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

JONMC, DO NOT BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTENCE IS NOT FUTILE.

posted by chewatadistance 31 May | 15:45

I LIKE SHOUTING MRS. CHEWIE. I HOPE SHE IS PAYING.

posted by ethylene 31 May | 15:51

I THINK I'VE DECIDED TO KILL MY FISH.

FUCK!!!

posted by Specklet 31 May | 15:55

*holds Specklet's hand*

posted by Hugh Janus 31 May | 15:57

NOT "KILL" -- EUTHANIZE!

posted by mudpuppie 31 May | 15:59

SHIT, THE ITALICS AND EXCLAMATION POINT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I WAS BEING ENTHUSIASTIC! LIKE MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL!

I WASN'T! I PROMISE!!

posted by mudpuppie 31 May | 16:00

SORRY, SPECK, BUT IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST IF THE ALTERNATIVE IS BEING EATEN BY OTHER FISHIES.
DAMN.

posted by ethylene 31 May | 16:01

LT I GUESS I DIDN'T MEAN TO INSULT THAT PERSON FOR NOT KNOWING STATISTICS. I DON'T KNOW MUCH STATISTICS EITHER. THAT'S JUST LIFE, RIGHT? BUT THIS MAN HAD THE EVIDENCE OF LIFE-ITUDE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM (HIS STAT 220 HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT) AND HE WAS STILL BEING A HUGE JERK.

posted by halonine 31 May | 19:27

posted by bdave 31 May | 20:32

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