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Heh. jonmc, BRING your men-shouldn't-wear-lipstick scrawny ass to the French Quarter and say that.
Okay, not there... because most everyone's gone now. BUT, just go back in time and try saying that at the Roundup on a Friday night. Okay, not really the Roundup, since it was more of a leather bar, BUT you get my drift. (yeah, yeah, I know you have gay bars in NY. shut up.)
Also, just because you have naturally ruby lips doesn't mean you can go around hating on Canadians.
See - y'all scoffed at my ingenious sense of fashion. But now who's laughing, hah? Me and all the other Lipsticky Kids out there chawing on Canuckian Kittens, that's who!
Bwahha, bwahahahahaha!
(We still can't win the war on Kittens without the women-folk, though.)
I have it on good authority that kittens are participating in the war on womenfolk. Especially when they take a flying leap onto your ovaries at 4 a.m.
He's not really eating the cat. The cat just found another place to perch after CeilingMatt stole his ceiling hole. After all, a real Canadian would never chew or swallow a cat that wandered into his mouth (even William Shatner only chews scenery). So, ladies and gentlebunnies, let me officially introduce CanuckMouthCat, he fights for FREEDOM (and he's a real hoser, eh?)