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30 May 2006

LT is waiting for you at a cafe somewhere. Then what?

post by: Lipstick Thespian at: 12:13 | 32 comments

Then he passes me the secret codenumbers inside a pack of butts, and I am then 'eliminated' by a female agent who then takes a picture of me with the camera mounted inside one of her prodigous bazooms. (I saw it happen this weekend).

posted by jonmc 30 May | 12:16

I enter, looking bohemian in a floaty skirt, snug tank top exposing just the right amount of cleavage. Our eyes meet...you have my favorite espresso waiting for me. I have the documents you seek for your undercover assignment...But do I give them up so easily? Or must you persuade me to your cause?

posted by redvixen 30 May | 12:18

And we danced, like a wave on the ocean, romanced
We were liars in love and we danced
Swept away for a moment by chance
Yeah, we danced and danced and danced.

(going to hell for bringing you this Hooters moment.)

posted by fluffy battle kitten 30 May | 12:22

fluffybattlekitten: I had always hoped that my first makeout session would be something like that song or would have it playing in the background at least.

/embarrasing 80's moment

posted by jonmc 30 May | 12:24

an anvil falls out of the sky and flattens him.

posted by sciurus 30 May | 12:24

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

posted by ooga_booga 30 May | 12:24

Redvixen - you have exactly ten seconds to tell me why you are here and who sent you otherwise the nerve toxin in that espresso will take deadly effect.

JonMC (sotto voce)- what do you know about an operative by name of Redvixen?

I saw no camera in her bazooms as she sat down. She's already had a sip of the "espresso", and we don't have much time.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 30 May | 12:26

JonMC (sotto voce)- what do you know about an operative by name of Redvixen?

I think she's a Red.

*gets on shoe phone, realizes his smelly tattered Chucks are not actually a phone, keeps talking into them anyway*

posted by jonmc 30 May | 12:27

Also, JonMC - look into the guys manning Anvil and Satellite Control. They're getting a little "twitchy".

posted by Lipstick Thespian 30 May | 12:29

Hey, I'm trying to have a conference here, okay?

getting so a man can't talk to his own footwear anymore..

posted by jonmc 30 May | 12:32

Did I sip? Are you sure? My sly smile masks the implanted camera in my cornea, my cleavage makes certain you won't notice fluffy battle kitten sidling up to JonMC. But yet, the gleam in your eyes does make my heart pound a bit...My resolve falters..

posted by redvixen 30 May | 12:34

Somewhere? Somewhere?

*runs through the streets, desperately seeking Lipstick, falls, rips pantyhose and breaks a heel; gives up and decides to keep the $50 million for herself.*

posted by taz 30 May | 12:35

You think you got problems?!?

I've got a dead hippychick with no camera in her rack and guys launching nukes and anvils at me as I try to do a fucking crossword and enjoy the sunshine!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 30 May | 12:36

rips pantyhose and breaks a heel

not her own, you understand, that of a random passerby. she's a tough one, that taz.

posted by jonmc 30 May | 12:37

*rips jon's IPod buds from his ears, chews them up and spits them out*

posted by taz 30 May | 12:57

*looks at tattered earbuds, screen displaying 'Sunday Papers - Joe Jackson,' just taunting him*

Why, God, Why?!

posted by jonmc 30 May | 12:59

Taz, Redvixen! With JonMC away from the Ipod device, the time is now! Commence Operation Disco Fever!

With everybody quaking and every booty shakin', we must continue to Stay Alive!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 30 May | 13:02

*drinks A Fifth Of Beethoven*

posted by jonmc 30 May | 13:03

Ain't That A Bitch?

posted by jonmc 30 May | 13:05

Gives LT answer to 21 Down.

posted by Pips 30 May | 13:29

*does the Monkey Hustle and the Dirty Bunny Bump*

posted by taz 30 May | 13:40

So YOU'RE the one stealing the crossword puzzles! And doing them in pencil, no less! Have you no honor?

Prepare to duel, sir!

posted by wimpdork 30 May | 13:50

WIMPDORK! I knew there'd come a day when we would meet again. Prepare thyself, sirrah, I have learned much since our last encounter on the Isle of Malta.

We shall match wits here, under the parasol, and this time you'll not have the comfort of your henchmen! En garde!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 30 May | 13:53

Is this a starbucks cafe, LT?

If not, I'll catch you in a bit. The zipper in my winged boots is stuck.... damn!

posted by carmina 30 May | 14:11

prêt? allez!

posted by sciurus 30 May | 14:12

*Appears, as wimpdork's henchdame, from behind a potted palm.*

Trust a thespian to bring a sword to a gunfight.

*pulls discreet pistol with silencer from secret pocket in evening gown*

posted by elizard 30 May | 14:35

*slides a brown-wrapped package across the counter to LT, arching an eyebrow* Now, you will let me know you reacted to the...material, won't you?

*strolls off across the cafe, oblivious to any and all secret agent machinations.*

posted by TrishaLynn 30 May | 14:49

*black cards elizard*

posted by sciurus 30 May | 14:53

Damn! Carmina without her boots!

Elizard in an evening gown with a secret pouch!?! (Jesus Lord - never mind the gun!)

LT grabs the package from TL, gives her a wink, and upends the table to hand off the transmitter to Sciurus. "Run, man, now! God knows how many other women in evening gowns outfitted with secret pouches will show up!

Save yourself, man, save yourself!"

posted by Lipstick Thespian 30 May | 15:48

*from another plane, a somber Redvixen looks forlornly down on the scene. Curse you, LT, and your poisoned espresso! I will find a way to conquer you!*

posted by redvixen 30 May | 19:13

I don't come here for the flirtin', but there's a username cropping up that I surely do find intriguing.

posted by Wolfdog 31 May | 12:24

*_*

posted by redvixen 01 June | 18:24

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