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28 May 2006

Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane: Last night LunaticFringe and I saw the trailer for Snakes on a Plane while waiting to watch the X-Men movie. It promises to fulfill all requirements of mass suckage.
I look forward to seeing the film and finally getting this whole thing out of my system.
posted by dodgygeezer 28 May | 10:31
This movie is going to make billions.
posted by Eideteker 28 May | 10:34
Cities will be built around it.
posted by Smart Dalek 28 May | 11:21
Or I should say, motherfucking built.
posted by Smart Dalek 28 May | 11:22
Yeah, but the cities will have snakes in them.
posted by wendell 28 May | 12:07
Details? Come on, sciurus and LunaticFringe, we need details on the final trailer.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 28 May | 12:39
Did you cheer when it came on? If not, why not??!!
posted by essexjan 28 May | 12:43
I'll wait for the bittorrent...
posted by AlexReynolds 28 May | 13:12
Ahhh, the hype is always better...But maybe it'll be so bad that it'll be a cult hit. Ya never know.
posted by redvixen 28 May | 14:25
It promises to fulfill all requirements of mass suckage
You say that like it's a bad thing.
posted by iconomy 28 May | 15:09
yeah, according to the piece i read in time magazine, fulfilling all the requirements of mass suckage became the whole point of the movie. once they saw the grassroots reaction to the tentative project name, they decided to go with the flow. in fact, they were so impressed by the home-brew poster and trailer mashups they saw on the net that they have selected one or more to play as the final credits roll.
posted by quonsar 28 May | 17:12
I think we should, in our own local communities, attend the premiere of this film in costume, a la Star Wars. I'm going to try to get a bunch of my friends to dress up as various Samuel Jacksons throughout history and then we're going to stand in line for days before the show.

I hope, at the end of the movie, Samuel L. says of the snakes: "Yes, they deserved to die; and I hope they burn in hell!"
posted by Eideteker 29 May | 13:34
The trailer was so inane that each image was immediately wiped from from my mind as the next one replaced it.
posted by sciurus 29 May | 13:42
So how was X-men?
funk my wagnalls || Wow

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