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23 May 2006

Questions to which the answer is always no?
post by: rainbaby at: 12:00 | 42 comments
Can I have your balls?
posted by porpoise 23 May | 12:01
Are there any questions to which the answer is always "no?"
posted by Hugh Janus 23 May | 12:01
No.
posted by jonmc 23 May | 12:02
Ok, always is a strong word.

I was thinking:

"Should I get breast implants?"
posted by rainbaby 23 May | 12:06
"Do I look fat in this?"
posted by sciurus 23 May | 12:07
I was thinking:

"Should I get breast implants?"

Yes. But in your knees. If you're going to modify your body, be original.
posted by jonmc 23 May | 12:08
"Can you lend me....?"

NO!
posted by dodgygeezer 23 May | 12:08
Would you like me to kick you there?
posted by moonbird 23 May | 12:09
"Do I look fat in this?"

You could say yes to that, and if she gets upset say, "I thought you meant phat, honey!"
posted by jonmc 23 May | 12:09
Yo, lemme hold a dollar?
posted by Hugh Janus 23 May | 12:09
What's a two letter word that begins with n and ends with o?
posted by Capn 23 May | 12:10
Will you shave my ears?
posted by AlexReynolds 23 May | 12:11
Capn's on a roll today.
posted by rainbaby 23 May | 12:12
Pull my finger?
posted by danostuporstar 23 May | 12:17
Do you have any spare* change?

*All change is currency. All currency is money. All money is MINE and I NEED IT.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 23 May | 12:19
Is there a part of "No" that you do not understand?
posted by sarah connor 23 May | 12:21
Do you know how to say 'no' in Spanish?
posted by box 23 May | 12:23
You could say yes to that, and if she gets upset say, "I thought you meant phat, honey!"
Yes but you wouldn't get to the punchline before being phucking phlayed alive.
posted by dodgygeezer 23 May | 12:23
Pheh.
posted by jonmc 23 May | 12:27
That is a very nice manifestation of Russell's Paradox, Hugh. You should be commended.
posted by kmellis 23 May | 12:31
Isn't "My Humps" a really good song?
posted by kyleg 23 May | 12:33
TPS: You have reminded me of my old cigarette-smoking days. People would, on occasion, ask if I had an extra cigarette, which used to irk me becuase every single package I had ever purchased came with exactly 25 cigarettes (this is Canada remember) and I remember thinking they were nuts if they thought I was gonna give them the extra one if I ever came across a pack with 26.

/pedant
posted by richat 23 May | 12:34
Hey man, I've got these speakers in my van that I gotta sell. Wanna buy 'em?
posted by keswick 23 May | 12:36
"Which weighs more, a monkey or a dream?"
posted by Divine_Wino 23 May | 12:36
Wouldn't it be great if Dubya & his administration were made permanent?
posted by chewatadistance 23 May | 12:36
Are you asleep?
posted by Orange Swan 23 May | 12:40
First date: Can I fuck you in the ass?

Second date: Can my friend fuck you in the ass?
posted by TrishaLynn 23 May | 12:44
Third Date: Can my monkey fuck you in the ass?

Fourth Date: Can I fuck you in my friend's ass?
posted by jonmc 23 May | 12:45
Are you the freaky type?
posted by smich 23 May | 13:16
Do you have any books on monkey fucking?
posted by Hellbient 23 May | 13:16
I was just noticing the other day how hawt my mom is. Should I have at go at her?
posted by danostuporstar 23 May | 13:30
I'll let you know.
posted by jonmc 23 May | 13:31
Is the answer to this question "no"?

(*explodes*)
posted by Capn 23 May | 13:41
Are you some kind of a troll?

Are you going to see the Oliver Stone WTC movie?

Deal or No Deal?

Is that your used condom?

Would you co-sign this loan for me to start a chain to compete with Starbucks?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

If you're not Alex Trebek, do I have to answer in the form of a question?

You gonna eat this green whatever in the back of the fridge?

Are there any virgins at MeCha?
posted by wendell 23 May | 13:50
correction: Are there any virgins at MeCha who aren't guys?
posted by wendell 23 May | 13:51
[sidenote]richat - cigs only come in 20's in BC. (Which is totally uncivilised, I know.) A million years ago (or thereabouts) there used to be 10's too, but they pulled 'em because of kids being able to afford them, or something.[/sidenote]

Fifth Date: Can my friend's ass (sfw) fuck you, while we all watch?
posted by Zack_Replica 23 May | 13:58
Sixth Date: can I fuck with my watch while riding an ass?
posted by jonmc 23 May | 14:00
Do you have too much money/sex/cheese-on-your-pizza?
posted by signal 23 May | 15:51
Mmm. Cheese on pizza. Is that wrong?
posted by kmellis 23 May | 17:12
Seventh Date: Would you believe I've forgotton your name?
posted by wendell 23 May | 18:18
What was the name of that Doctor?
You know, in the really early bond film, with the volcano.
posted by seanyboy 23 May | 18:29
Man, you all missed the obvious - will you have sex with me?

Oh, wait, maybe that's just no when I ask it.
posted by dg 23 May | 22:02
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