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22 May 2006

Congratulations, Jimbob, you are with child!

post by: Jimbob at: 06:37 | 15 comments

hmm. Looks like the father of my baby girl is PeeWee Herman.

posted by chewatadistance 22 May | 07:17

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .
[Your baby!]
Dick Cheney

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.

Me neither.

Well, except that time he shot me in the face...

posted by GeckoDundee 22 May | 07:59

Mine is long and skinny and apparently CabanaBoy's cousin.

posted by danostuporstar 22 May | 08:07

Oh man, the mailman?!

posted by Capn 22 May | 08:45

I'm having a girl and the Daddy is Janet Reno. I gotta lay off the bourbon.

posted by jonmc 22 May | 09:06

Oh Jesus H Christ! I'm having a boy, it's going to weigh 10lbs 4 oz and the Daddy is Janet Reno too, the goddam slut. She told me I was the only one. Sob!

posted by essexjan 22 May | 09:35

Phew! I chose another Daddy and got Bill Clinton. At least he's shaggable.

posted by essexjan 22 May | 09:36

If you can put up with the cigar.

posted by jonmc 22 May | 09:38

NO BABY ON BOARD!

Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy.

damn straight, suckers. *quietly celebrates confirmation of nonpregnancy*

posted by taz 22 May | 09:43

I'm having a 16lb 15oz boy! Jeebus, that's gonna hurt. And teh dad was Wacko Jacko :( My baby will be part alien!

posted by LunaticFringe 22 May | 09:44

I hit the "pick another daddy" button and got the Pope. Dude, that is so wrong.

posted by LunaticFringe 22 May | 09:45

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I'm so proud!

*hands out cigars*

posted by deborah 22 May | 11:38

I actually know somebody from Chambersburg, PA.

posted by jonmc 22 May | 12:20

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Hell yes.

posted by cmonkey 22 May | 12:27

Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 9 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The father is Fabio - the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

posted by dg 22 May | 22:21

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