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18 May 2006

The other floors often have cake.

post by: matildaben at: 15:49 | 12 comments

There are other floors?

posted by jonmc 18 May | 15:51

Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.

posted by killdevil 18 May | 15:54

There's cake? I'm having vanilla wafers with chocolate frosting.

posted by warbaby 18 May | 16:07

Layer Cake or Yellow Cake?

posted by porpoise 18 May | 16:22

I'd kill for a piece of cake.

posted by deborah 18 May | 16:23

I am right now dehydrating chocolate macaroons and later am making a lime mousse tart and a pumpking pie. Mmm.

posted by dobbs 18 May | 16:36

"I got some yellow cake right here, my brother. Bought it off an African."

"Don't drop that shit! This whole place could go up."

"I know. Why you think I got it wrapped in this special CIA napkin?"

MARS, BITCHES!

posted by Eideteker 18 May | 16:42

Yeah, well the other floors are a bunch of pussies!

/me goes back to slamming his keyboard against the monitor

posted by Lipstick Thespian 18 May | 16:43

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley. Welcome to Retardation: A Celebration.

Hopefully with this book I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off the retarded don't rule the night. They don't rule it. Nobody does. They don't run in packs. And while they may not be as strong as apes, don't lock eyes with 'em. Don't do it. Puts 'em on edge. They might go into bezerker mode, come at you like a whirling dervish, all fists and elbows. You might be screamin' "No! No! No!" but all they hear is "Who wants cake? "

Let me tell you something: They all do.

They all want cake.

I guess the most important thing to remember is: They're just like you and me.

posted by Atom Eyes 18 May | 17:06

I'd kill for a piece of cake.
posted by deborah 18 May | 16:23

Have you tried looking on the other floors?

posted by matildaben 18 May | 17:09

Jeez, we're lucky if the water cooler gets refilled.

posted by cmonkey 18 May | 17:28

I went downstairs. . .after an exhausting search, I did not find any cake.

Bitch!

posted by danf 18 May | 17:41

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