MetaChat - Tom Cruise is the new Michael Jackson

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09 May 2006

Tom Cruise is the new Michael Jackson .

post by: ericb at: 16:26 | 10 comments

Must be all the semen backed up to his brain, making him do all these foolish things.

posted by AlexReynolds 09 May | 16:28

Yeah, well I knew that already.

posted by Doohickie 09 May | 16:41

Yeah, but at least Michael can dance.

Cruise is just a pocket idiot who's the frontman for a dangerous cult of nimrods and bullies.

posted by fenriq 09 May | 17:36

Nuhn-unh! I wanna be Pocket Idiot! ME ME ME!

*pouts and sulks inna corner*

posted by Lipstick Thespian 09 May | 18:21

I like Tom Cruise's dance moves better than Michael's. No contest.

posted by mullacc 09 May | 18:36

I would happily share my bipolar meds with Tom, as he so clearly seems to need them more than I do.

In all seriousness, is Hollywood just stuffed with scientologists? And just how gullible must one be to become one? Yeesh. Just do a little research on Uncle L. Ron!

posted by bunnyfire 09 May | 19:40

Poor Tom... desperately impregnating hot young starlets to communicate his robust and unquestionable heterosexuality.

posted by killdevil 09 May | 20:29

P.S. FREE KATIE NOW

posted by killdevil 09 May | 20:30

Must be all the semen backed up to his brain, making him do all these foolish things.

Is it gonna come out his mouth?

posted by jonmc 09 May | 20:46

... Cruise has now become ... an all-purpose piñata

I like that. Now, where's my stick?

posted by dg 09 May | 21:46

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