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06 May 2006

So, I met my main lady tonight, and she's just as cute and perky in person as on TV. She signed my book and my autograph jacket. She was impressed by the Metallica signatures and signed it "Rock 'em & Chop 'em, Rachel Ray." I stood there, gibbered and tried to think of something witty to say and failed. But it's all good.

post by: jonmc at: 00:36 | 13 comments

Then we went to Odessa for some Eastern European grub and then came home and watched the DVD of The Kids Are Alright. God, The Who were great back in the day. Nice evening, it was. I'm gonna kill my 24ozer of Kirin Ichiban, take off my clothes and hit the sack. Nice end to it.

posted by jonmc 06 May | 00:40

What no pictures of the lady fair?

posted by arse_hat 06 May | 00:40

No camera. Pips offered to use her cellphone, but I became unaccountably bashful.

posted by jonmc 06 May | 00:41

oh for shame...

posted by arse_hat 06 May | 00:43

Dood, is her ass as cute in RL as it is on TV?

posted by black8 06 May | 00:47

oh yeah...it is a superior posterior. she also alluded to having had a cinco de mayo margarita earlier in the day. gotta love ladies who drink, are cute and can cook.

posted by jonmc 06 May | 00:50

also, this picture has brought me endless chuckles, dude. You need to drink with me, the Wino, Janus and Joe Famous, man.

posted by jonmc 06 May | 00:52

Sweet action, jon! I looked up perky in my dictionary and pasted her picture in there.

posted by fenriq 06 May | 02:20

Rachel Ray seems adorable. It is too bad her cookbooks are a little expensive (since she's so popular, I'm sure). I love watching her show.

posted by halonine 06 May | 14:19

Holy crap. How is it that the jonster didn't just explode? That's unpossible!

posted by loquacious 06 May | 15:04

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by eamondaly 06 May | 23:39

OMG that's friggin HAWT!

posted by black8 07 May | 16:47

Meh, I guess she's cute enough in that made-up, primped, preened, enhanced way that all American female public personalities of that age are. She seems kinda artificial-looking in that picture to me.

posted by dg 07 May | 17:18

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