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04 May 2006

meeting crispin glover I am going to see Crispin Glover tonight. When I meet him, what should I say? My best bet so far is "you were great in Lethal Weapon." What says you?

post by: modavis at: 18:40 | 26 comments

Letterman should have kicked your ass, man!

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 04 May | 18:44

I have two friends who were roommates with him. Just sayin'.
You could tell him hellbient says hello.

posted by Hellbient 04 May | 18:45

My ex-boyfriend met him at the NY Underground Film Festival. Not surprisingly, he was a bit odd.

posted by amro 04 May | 18:51

"Your internet name is quonsar, isn't it?"

posted by porpoise 04 May | 18:55

the rats! ask about Willard!

posted by amberglow 04 May | 18:56

*is very, very, VERY jealous*

posted by LeeJay 04 May | 18:57

Oh, also, mention that you felt like meeting him was inevitable, as if it were your density. I'm sure he's NEVER heard that one before.

And then give him my number.

posted by LeeJay 04 May | 18:58

the retards! ask about What is It?!

posted by Hellbient 04 May | 18:59

You need to say this: "Hi Crispin. You are my density. I mean, uh, my destiny."

I had a huge crush on him when I was five.

posted by SassHat 04 May | 19:03

Man, I'm jealous. You must mention Rubin and Ed.

posted by Specklet 04 May | 19:10

"Ok, you freak. Exactly who was it who dosed you and touched your area? How old were you? Five? Was it Burroughs?"

posted by loquacious 04 May | 19:12

I'd stay away from the Back to the Future references, he did sue Mr. Speilberg over it. Unless of course, you don't give a shit.
I'd say "you know, we should hang out."

posted by Hellbient 04 May | 19:14

"I know this girl who lives in Baltimore who wants to sex you up..."

posted by YouCanCallMeAl 04 May | 19:16

Ask him if he's still dating Courtney Peldon.

posted by jrossi4r 04 May | 19:27

say you loved him in 'River's Edge.'

posted by jonmc 04 May | 19:29

Holy shit!

Cough, and then say, "See what a cigar'll do?"

Or maybe not.

"I had a huge crush on him when I was five."

I still do. Dude, you should really insist on him telling you What It is. Because I don't think anyone is going to figure it out.

posted by Ethereal Bligh 04 May | 19:38

I loved him in Bartleby.

posted by matildaben 04 May | 19:50

haha.. I am going to ask him out to dinner. whats the worst that can happen? he'll say "I would prefer not to." will report back.

posted by modavis 04 May | 20:01

For the love of all that's holy, you must ask him if he thinks this car runs on God's own methane?

posted by Divine_Wino 04 May | 20:28

Who is Crispy Glovebox, exactly?

posted by Doohickie 04 May | 21:51

He is King of the Echo People!

posted by santee cooper 04 May | 22:00

"I love your books/music."

-or-

"What was it like working with Howard Hesseman?"

posted by box 05 May | 07:07

Ask him if he put his cereal fortune into acting, or if it was the other way around.

posted by Hugh Janus 05 May | 08:06

He is King of the Echo People!

Yes! Yeeeees!

posted by Specklet 05 May | 11:02

well, only about a zillion people showed up to see mr. glover in st. louis, so I didn't get a chance to talk to him. and honestly, by the time "what is it?" ended I was a little scared of him. but if you ever have a chance to see this little movie, DO IT, unless you are offended by watching a woman in a snail costume jacking off a retard

posted by modavis 05 May | 20:11

I got friends who dropped acid and went to his slide show...seems apropriate, I think.

posted by black8 05 May | 20:54

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