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04 May 2006

Can't Get This Friggin' Jingle Outta My Cabeza! "Ho-ho-ho...Green Giant."
post by: Joe Famous at: 13:00 | 51 comments
you know what you've got when you have a large green ball in each hand? The Jolly Green Giant's complete attention.
posted by jonmc 04 May | 13:03
HO HO HO...green giant! Ho ho ho...green giant! Ho ho ho...by mennen! No, wait.
posted by LeeJay 04 May | 13:03
Awww damn! Now it's


"Brut...by Faberge..."

And that ain't even no jingle, yo!
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 13:07
How about Windsong? Your Windsong stays on my miiiiinnnnddd.
posted by LeeJay 04 May | 13:11
the Jolly Green Giants dont wail as much as Crucial Taunt, but they are better than the Shitty Beatles.
posted by drjimmy11 04 May | 13:13
AHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Windsong! lololol.
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 13:13
It's yum-yum fun, that is cool and keen and it's name is the snoopy sno-cone machine...
posted by jonmc 04 May | 13:15
the other day, mine was, "the incredible, edible egg".
posted by chewatadistance 04 May | 13:15
I ALWAYS wanted an easy bake oven and my parents got me a Snoopy Sno Cone machine instead. Totally not the same thing!
posted by LeeJay 04 May | 13:22
But the Snoop machine was the shizznit!
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 13:23
Snoop Machine?

This guy's in on the act now?
posted by jonmc 04 May | 13:25
Don't get me wrong. The Snoopy Sno Cone machine was the coolest thing going on a hot summer day. But did it make brownies? No. Did it come with packets of frosting? No. I was a chubby kid. I only wanted things that came with packets of frosting.
posted by LeeJay 04 May | 13:27
Well it IS how he got that name...

Unless we'd be listening to Rap sounds of Mr. Calvin Broadus right now..

Just don't got the same ring to it though...

posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 13:27
Creamy white,
Soft and white,
Nestles makes the very best
N-E-S-T-L-E-S

I think Faith No More used to cover this jingle live.
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 13:28
...That should be "Nestle makes the very best," I think. For some white chocolate bar or other. Remember it? It's hauntingly beautiful.
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 13:29
Joe, I'm just picturing a line of hip-hop kids toys now to go with the Snoop Dogg Sno-Cone Machine. Maybe a DMX Bubble Blower, an Eminem Water Gun, Dr Dre Doctor Kit, and Lil' Kim Beach Balls.
posted by jonmc 04 May | 13:30
Can we talk about the Sarah Lee jingle for a minute? I hate that it's "Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee". That's just plain wrong. It should be, as I've always heard it in my head, "Nobody DOES IT like Sarah Lee."
posted by LeeJay 04 May | 13:33
Missy Elliott's Dutch Cocoa Machine: Pass that Dutch, Pass that Dutch, Pass that Dutch!

And what about those freak-ass pressed-vomit chips that were "made by pequeño Keebleros?"
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 13:33
you know what you've got when you have a large green ball in each hand? The Jolly Green Giant's complete attention.


For some reason that reminded me of this classic:

Q: What happened when Napoleon went to Mount Olive?

A: Popeye got pissed.
posted by drjimmy11 04 May | 13:34
Sarah Lee. I hit that. Betty Crocker, too. I just love Duncan them Hines, yo.
posted by jonmc 04 May | 13:34
my pistol is loaded/
I shot Betty Crocker/
delivered Col. Sanders/
down to Davey Jones' locker
posted by drjimmy11 04 May | 13:36
Big Daddy's Cane
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 13:40
The Gang Starr Steezmobile
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 13:45
Jay-Zzzzzzzz Sleeping Pills
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 13:48
For kids?
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 13:48
ESPECIALLY for kids!
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 13:50
Eminem's Small Chocolate Candies?
posted by drjimmy11 04 May | 13:51
50 Cent's Candy Quarters
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 13:54
Stetsasonicare Toothbrush
posted by Divine_Wino 04 May | 13:54
Naughty by Nature Child Restraints
posted by Divine_Wino 04 May | 13:56
RUN-DMC Adidas!

Now THERE'S and idea!
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 13:57
Boyz To Men Bar Mitzvah Cards
posted by Divine_Wino 04 May | 13:59
Schoolly D's Junior Mr. Big Dick
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 14:00
New Edition Kid's Dictionary
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 14:02
I stepped on stage at live aid
All the people gave
and the poor got paid.

is still one of my favorite rap lyrics ever.



Schooly D's Am I Black Enough for Ya self-tanner?

OH SIT! *Put's mic down* Don't touch that way too hot!
posted by Divine_Wino 04 May | 14:04
AND THE AWARD GOES TO....

DIVINE WINO!!!

Great shit!!!

LOL.
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 14:06
Damn, Divvie, you got that shit right.

Eric B for SGA President! --- pretty lame huh?
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 14:10
Flavor Flav Play-Doh Dentistry Kit.

Bushwick Bill Shrinky Dinks.
posted by jonmc 04 May | 14:10
RAKIM SAKIM ROBOTS
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 14:11
I just can't get you out of my head
for you na ma na dare to think about

I just can't get you out of my head for your lovin meh neh na na na

la la la, la la la la,
la la la, la la la la la
posted by Capn 04 May | 14:11
RAKIM SAKIM ROBOTS

Bwaaaaaaaaa!
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 14:12
RAKIM SAKIM ROBOTS


Bwaaaaaaaaa!


Indeed!

Kool Keith's Urinate All Up in Your Head Area brand Bottled Water!


Keith is an odd duck.
posted by Divine_Wino 04 May | 14:16
ULtra Magnetic Brand Super Glue
posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 14:18
KRS One's Sound of the Police Home Security Systems.


(they both ride horses!)
posted by Divine_Wino 04 May | 14:19
Slick Rick's Children's Story
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 14:20
MC Serch's Gasface Antacid.
posted by jonmc 04 May | 14:20
Professor Griff's Black & Bitter Espresso.
posted by jonmc 04 May | 14:21
Yeah HUGH!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

posted by Joe Famous 04 May | 14:22
Professor Griff's Black & Bitter Espresso.

Brilliant.

I propose:

Professor Griff's Yo I ain't Milktoast brand Milktoast...
posted by Divine_Wino 04 May | 14:26
Terminator X Fit-Over Sunglasses
posted by Hugh Janus 04 May | 14:27
Ice-T and Ice Cube's iced tea (with ice cubes)
posted by drjimmy11 04 May | 15:21
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