Heh.

(... and I could have swore that Hilton was seeing some greek shipping tycoon's kid who's first name was Paris...?!)

That was Paris Latsis. They were engaged, but broke up last year.

(What? I can't help it. I love celebrity gossip. My grandmother subscribed to the National Enquirer.)

WOW! Paris was dating the wonderchicken? Wow!

Paris Hilton = a barbie doll without the personality.

I double-gobbled when I saw it, myself.

I'll do jrossi4r one better, it was Paris Latsis mother who ensured last years breakup as the two were planning on getting serios, and when Ms Latsis found out exactly what Paris Hilton was famous for, she split the kids up and refused to see Paris Hiltons parents when they had flown all the way to Greece to meet them (which is a pretty big insult).

Slutty reps does not get you wedding vows from Greek shipping heirs.

weretable and the undead chairs, that's the best description I've seen of her ever.

That slut had a boyfriend?

Yup.

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Right turn, Clyde.