Coronary angioplasty here I come...

He needs bigger buns.....on his burgers. As such his Clogger is unedible as a burger unless you have one of them snake jaws that you can dislocate to get around something this stupid tall.

In which case you should be in the circus making the big money.

And, from what I've read, Dangerous Dan is only dangerous if you're edible. In which case, you are in considerable danger.

"...oh, and a Diet Coke"

And, can I get light whipped cream on the deep fried mars bar, please?

I don't understand who could possibly eat that much in one sitting. I mean, even a quarter-pounder from McD's is waaaay too much for my stomach. I'll take the fried eggs, buns, and ketchup tho'.

...a small poutine?!?

vomits

Poutine sounds like it should be dirty.

But its pretty much cheese fries with gravy, right?

fenriq, you are right.

Metafilter threads about poutine here,
here, and here.

flopsy, I don't know if anyone could eat this much in a single sitting. I'm six foot four, 190 pounds and Dangerous Dan's regular 8 ounce bacon cheese burger plus a small onion rings fills me up completely. (that's what I had for dinner last night, right after posting this thread).

Dangerous Dan's is awesome. It's got great food and a fantastic neighborhood feel. As Krusty the clown says, 'I hardily endorse this event or product.'