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28 April 2006

God is away on business.

post by: saf at: 16:07 | 21 comments

God looks forward to attending to your inquiry as soon as he returns. Please be patient. God will respond to your call in the order in which it was received.

posted by Miko 28 April | 16:10

I want to speak with God's supervisor. Her customer service sucks.

posted by saf 28 April | 16:29

Your call is important to God.

posted by flopsy 28 April | 16:33

Your call is important to God.

posted by flopsy 28 April | 16:37

Due to unusually high call volume, hold times may be longer than usual.

posted by knave 28 April | 16:39

All our Gods are busy at this time. Please hold the line and one of ours Gods will take your call as soon as possible. Your call is important to God.

posted by flopsy 28 April | 16:40

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by killdevil 28 April | 16:40

*67

posted by krix 28 April | 16:49

Please listen carefully, as God's options have changed.

posted by Miko 28 April | 16:50

just to say this made me laugh..thanks

posted by peacay 28 April | 17:01

"God's normal business hours are during the Planck Time, from zero to 10^-43 seconds after the Big Bang. Press 1 to leave a message in the general mailbox."

*beep*

"We're sorry, but this mailbox is full. Goodbye."

posted by killdevil 28 April | 17:03

I really really was hoping I could Google Search an image of Ganesh on the phone. Alas, it did not turn up. So you'll have to settle for this:

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by matildaben 28 April | 17:04

Please note that your call to God may be recorded for use in training future Gods.

posted by mullacc 28 April | 17:05

God is everywhere. Where else could He go?

posted by bunnyfire 28 April | 17:06

To get pizza?

posted by killdevil 28 April | 17:07

I'm sorry, I didn't understand your request.

posted by mike9322 28 April | 18:04

My God is an atheist.

posted by fenriq 28 April | 18:06

God damn, there's always such a big temptation to be good.

posted by shmegegge 28 April | 22:34

There's always free cheddar in the mouse trap baby. It's a deal

posted by Capn 28 April | 23:11

If you'd like to hear a duck quack, press 7.

posted by santee cooper 28 April | 23:55

*quacks*

posted by matteo 29 April | 14:24

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