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I can shed a lot of light on this. The person's a sailor. "Lizards" are short lengths of lanyard for guiding a line through a channel or fairlead. "Crewing up" is getting your people aboard before "sailing off". "Infuse relationship" has me stumped; there is a process in fiberglass boat-building called "vacuum infusion", but if he were doing that, he sure wouldn't be sailing the same day.
So I think "infuse relationship" refers to his work -- like yes, maybe he's a contract lawyer, and is working on his relationship with a company called Infuse. That gets the court in, too.
So the list is things he needs to do for work + things he needs to do to go sailing this weekend.
Me too, matildaben. And that maybe the lizards are pets. Perhaps pets that need petsitting while he's off sailing. Hmm, I know a lawyer on a sailing team with a bunch of other lawyers from his firm. I wonder if that's a popular lawyer thing, like golf.