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23 April 2006

Gilbert Gottfried? MySpace Tom?? Brad Pitt??? Magazine ranks top 100 unsexy males.
I'm surprised to see Lyle Lovett in there. OK, he looks like Mr Punch, but for me his music makes him sexy.


posted by essexjan 23 April | 05:34
Ugly is ugly, music or no music.
posted by nomis 23 April | 05:51
But it's not an 'ugly' list, it's an 'unsexy' list. Two very different things.
posted by essexjan 23 April | 06:15
Yeah, I love Lyle.

Regardless of whether or not I agree with their picks, the sheer meanness of that list is off-putting. Perhaps the editors would like to run their pictures in a sidebar and let us rank their sexiness.
posted by Miko 23 April | 09:15
I gotta agree with Miko. A similar list of women would provoke outrage (and be equally inaccurate to some). Plus they put Lemmy on the list. Fuckin' Lemmy.
posted by jonmc 23 April | 09:18
And of course this kind of thing is totally subjective. I know for me looks have very little to do with sexiness. Steve Buscemi = sexy. Tom Cruise/Mel Gibson = absolute total unsexiness.

I think the only truly handsome man I find sexy is George Clooney, and much of that is because he's intelligent, smart, sharp and doesn't appear to take himself too seriously.
posted by essexjan 23 April | 09:26
Mike D. of the Beastie Boys
Seems a bit harsh to highlight one guy out of a group of not very sexy men.
posted by dodgygeezer 23 April | 09:27
There are similar women, essex. Kirsten Vangsness and Marisa Jarett Winokur, conventionally speaking, aren't the prettiest woman out there, but they radiate friendliness, smarts and confidence, which trumps all the fluffy soft focus Julia Roberts/Pam Anderson femme fatale shit.
posted by jonmc 23 April | 09:32
Dude, did you seriously put Julia Roberts and Pamela Anderson in the same sentence?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
???
??
?
posted by signal 23 April | 10:58
I dunno, they both look thoroughly pretty to me, jonmc.
posted by Miko 23 April | 11:18
me, too, but they're a) not skinny and b)geeky and goofy which kind of locks them out of the conventional 'sex symbol' box, sadly.

and signal, I don't think that Julia & Pam look at all similar, I just think they are both overrated as sex symbols, even though I think Pamela has come a long way as a comic actress, since she seems to have a sense of humor about her image.
posted by jonmc 23 April | 11:25
hey, jon, lay off the skinny chicks for a sec. Some of us are perfectly sexy in our own willowly way. ;)

And Carrot Top wuz robbed. He is without a doubt the least sexy man on the planet. Well, okay, maybe second only to Tom "Crazy Man Cyclops" Cruise.
posted by scody 23 April | 12:11
I would do probably about 60 percent of that list (Mike Mills? Mike D? Hell yeah.). And the 40 percent would be rejected because they are Republicans or have some other fundamental moral flaw.

And despite the fact that Dennis Miller has joined the dark side, I would probably still do him. But in an angry way.
posted by jrossi4r 23 April | 12:45
Huh. Osama Bin Laden is sexier than Dr Phil. Poor Dr Phil.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 23 April | 13:58
And Carrot Top wuz robbed. He is without a doubt the least sexy man on the planet.

Yeah, but have you ever seen SUPER CARROT TOP:

http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/728550.1124408292144.carrot_top2-thumb.jpg

[real picture]
posted by dgaicun 23 April | 16:40
Thank you very much dgaicun. I looked at that picture just as I'm about to go off to bed. I have never heard of carrot top before but he will haunt my nightmares now.
posted by essexjan 23 April | 17:16
And if you knew who he was before you would be 10x more freaked out right now.
posted by dgaicun 23 April | 17:24
hey, it takes muscled to smash all those watermellons with sledgehammers.
posted by delmoi 23 April | 18:04
If they think tom from myspace is unsexy, they've probably only only looked at that one picture...
posted by delmoi 23 April | 19:03
One of the worst nightmares I ever had involved Carrot Top trying to murder me. His hands were knives and he could fly. *shudders*
posted by scody 23 April | 20:34
And he was probably making bad puns the whole time, like "you've heard of a Karate chop", and had dumb visual props, like one of those beanie propeller hats while flying. I feel you, that's terrifying on so many levels.
posted by dgaicun 23 April | 21:28
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