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20 April 2006

This thread isn't talking to you.

post by: mike9322 at: 08:09 | 28 comments

will someone please tell mike9322 that i don't care if he's not talking to me?

posted by shane 20 April | 08:11

shane, it's not me. It's the thread.

posted by mike9322 20 April | 08:12

well, it's talkin' to me now, muthafucka!

posted by jonmc 20 April | 08:15

What thread?

posted by sisterhavana 20 April | 08:17

shane, it's not me. It's the thread.

well please someone tell this thread i've had enough of it. I'M not speaking to IT either.

*crosses arms, turns back on thread*

and i think you're just being passive-aggressive, mike.

posted by shane 20 April | 08:27

What thread?

That smartass thread over there. who the fuck does that thread think it is, anyway?

*grabs louisville slugger*

posted by jonmc 20 April | 08:28

My brain hurts.

posted by mike9322 20 April | 08:29

I'm pointedly ignoring this thread.

posted by deadcowdan 20 April | 08:32

nah, danny boy, we gotta teach this thread a lesson, see...show him who's boss, ehhh..

*tilts derby hat forward, pounds palm with blackjack, performs other antedeluvian filmic tough guy cliches*

posted by jonmc 20 April | 08:34

Well, I wasn't talking to the thread before it wasn't talking to me, so fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

posted by dg 20 April | 08:35

*ensures that everyone (jon) knows that mike was only speaking for the thread, and that he bears no other affiliation with it*

posted by mike9322 20 April | 08:37

yeah, yeah, we know you wuddn't widdem, mikey. now, scram while we educate this palooka of a thread here...

posted by jonmc 20 April | 08:38

Sorry, thread. I warned you. You had it coming.

posted by mike9322 20 April | 08:39

*passes out lead pipes, shilleleaghs, baseball bats, frying pans, salad forks and other implements of destruction to gathering mob*

posted by jonmc 20 April | 08:46

*Whips up shirt*
How about these? Are you ignoring them too?

posted by jrossi4r 20 April | 08:55

Hey! Thread! Yah, you! If you ain't talking to me, then just who da fuck you talkin' to? Huh? Ain't so big now, huh thread?

posted by tr33hggr 20 April | 08:56

Boobies!

posted by mike9322 20 April | 08:57

no, jrossi4r, those are quite impressive, bordering on spectactular, but we've got this mob violence to attend to right now.

posted by jonmc 20 April | 08:57

*goes several days before noticing thread isn't speaking to her*

posted by taz 20 April | 08:59

They say talking to melon plants helps them grow.

posted by danostuporstar 20 April | 09:01

But it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry.

posted by tr33hggr 20 April | 09:04

This is an ignoring thread, dano, not a non-sequiteur thread. And besides, I really like double cheeseburgers. What's wrong with them?

posted by deadcowdan 20 April | 09:05

dano, did you see this?

posted by mike9322 20 April | 09:08

I was sequituring jrossi. Double cheeseburgers are only 2¢ more than singles at MickeyDee's.

I did, mike, didn't know if one should respond with regrets, wife comes back to town Sunday.

posted by danostuporstar 20 April | 09:11

k, just checking :)

*talks to jrossi's melons*

posted by mike9322 20 April | 09:13

Flashing your hooters is always the quickest way to end any altercation.

Unless you're fighting at a topless bar, in which case it loses a bit of its impact.

posted by jrossi4r 20 April | 12:34

I've found the same does not apply for showing your little general, jrossi. But I'll keep trying.

posted by mike9322 20 April | 12:38

Ignore this!
*gives thread the bird*

posted by deborah 20 April | 17:14

← This thread is NOT passive aggressive. || So, →

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