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19 April 2006

What nickname would you give yourself . . . if you could decide everyone (in "real life") would call you by a nick?
Skillet.
posted by Hugh Janus 19 April | 11:32
Dickster.
posted by Divine_Wino 19 April | 11:33
Your Majesty.
posted by agropyron 19 April | 11:34
I think it'd be fun to be "Shecky" for a week. I'd do stand-up comedy non-stop and annoy everyone.

It'd be really cool if people called me Godzilla for a while too. Just think about it: "Godzilla, dude, how're you doin'?" THAT has a nice ring to it.
posted by shane 19 April | 11:37
I've had a nickname, a nice punk rock nickname that was so widely used that most of my friends didn't even know my real name.

It gets old after a while.
posted by cmonkey 19 April | 11:39
I'd pick my this screen name. or some variation of 'puke'. pukey?
posted by puke & cry 19 April | 11:41
I'm not sure exactly, but I've long wanted a nickname--maybe something in the mafioso/gangsta rapper vein. My first name is Joe--any suggestions?
posted by box 19 April | 11:45
Joe 'The Box' Patarelli

or maybe 'Boxer'
posted by agropyron 19 April | 11:47
I would want to be Skillz.

No wait, Captain Skillz.

No, no, wait: Captain Mad Skillz.

Ok, no, this is it:

EL CAPITANO MADD SKILLZZ NUMERO UNO
.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 19 April | 11:47
Joe Pat-Tha'-Bunnies
posted by PinkStainlessTail 19 April | 11:48
Cabana Boy. Duh.
posted by mike9322 19 April | 11:49
I have a nickname, and I don't like being called by it. My given name is perfectly good and lets people know what they're in for just fine.
posted by rebirtha 19 April | 11:54
I kinda picked mine...stacius. Also known as Statan and Bardahl.

Personally, I think it should be 'Scooter'.
posted by black8 19 April | 11:56
Pips works. 'Twas my father's nick-name for me (don't know where he got it -- though he did sort of win me in a craps game...).

Better, anyway, than the Leona Bologna I used to be... (long story).
posted by Pips 19 April | 11:58
For a time during high school, I was called Joey the Stoolpigeon. No one knew what stoolpigeon meant, just that it sounded mafioso-like.

From time to time, I'll be called by my last name. As frat-boyish as it is, I like it.
posted by mullacc 19 April | 12:00
Once upon a time, I was "Rocketman" (aka Rocky, Squirrel, Rococo, etc.) Now Rocketman is Rocketman. Somebody has to do it.
posted by warbaby 19 April | 12:04
"Peaches"
posted by JanetLand 19 April | 12:08
I'm already Miko in many contexts.
posted by Miko 19 April | 12:10
Brownie, when I do a heckuva job.
posted by go dog go 19 April | 12:12
Nicknames come from without, you earn them, somehow. I once had a lover with a really ridiculous nickname that everyone knew him by. So the situation arose - there I am, crying out the equivalent of "oh doofus!" Yeah, it bothered him.
posted by rainbaby 19 April | 12:13
Already did that - there's a buttload of people that actually call me dabitch.
posted by dabitch 19 April | 12:14
I'm happy with "taz". I (stupidly) never thought of the Tasmanian devil character when I (quickly) came up with it as a nickname (at MetaFilter sign-up), just working with my initials to come up with something connected with my real name.

The cartoon "Taz" is a negative for me, but I still like simplicity of it, and now feel pretty much more "taz" than "Teresa", which is more sultry and brunette than I am. (I do really like my name as pronounced in Greece, though - "Tereza [TehREZah]; still more sultry than me, but so lovely to hear...)
posted by taz 19 April | 12:14
You seem pretty sultry to me, taz.

I have nothing but nicknames. I very rarely hear my real name, which is kind of sad.
posted by jrossi4r 19 April | 12:18
"Watercloset", "Suppertime", "Lil' Tallcan", "The Bosun", "Pinche".
posted by Divine_Wino 19 April | 12:18
"Duckbill", "Mr. Cracker", "Pipes", "Lala", "Rollie Fingers", "Short Stack", "Tha Clamdiggah". Someone stop me!
posted by Divine_Wino 19 April | 12:22
Suppertime!

Now, that is a cool nickname. Why that's allmost a blues name.
posted by Miko 19 April | 12:24
"Strong Sack", "Doctor Wino", "Picnic Basket", "Cuttlefish"...


(I actually go by suppertime on occasion miko)
posted by Divine_Wino 19 April | 12:26
Not enough people call me "Lena" anymore. Although I am quite fond of my IRC nicknames: Mats, Tilda, and Bean.
posted by matildaben 19 April | 12:27
I was supposed to be T-Bone!!
posted by knave 19 April | 12:29
jrossi4r, my husband and I never address each by name, but by (the same) nickname... so much so that when we are forced to use each other's real name for any reason, it sounds weird and unnatural. To make it worse, our shared nickname is so goofy that it's totally embarrassing that everyone we know calls us this too, usually as a collective plural noun.

okay, I'll stop being coy, and fess up; they call us "the poopies", because we call each other "poopie". Why? Why do we call each other that? Why? I DON'T KNOW.
posted by taz 19 April | 12:31
Some know me as Huffy, which happens to be my grandfather's nickname. (He's one of two Huff boys out of six siblings, yet he's the Huffy. Odd.) When one of my uncles heard Cinnamon call me that the first time, he did a doubletake.
posted by me3dia 19 April | 12:39
"Slim," "Buzz," or "Nerve Ending" all work for me.
posted by jonmc 19 April | 12:44
Hmm. Maybe this is why I thought of this post:

With a somewhat uncommon name, you rarely get nicknames. 'Shane' used to be incredibly uncommon when I was young, except for the movie 'Shane,' which netted me some ribbing, and the book, which I actually had to read for class in school.

The cartoon "Taz" is a negative for me...

Really, it's just damn unfortunate that so much of the redneck population of the U.S. has espoused the Warner Bros character Taz the Tasmanian Devil. I've seen him on bumper stickers with Confederate flags and even tattooed holding a pool cue on the shoulder of a guy who carried a KKK card (real or fake) in his wallet. Like many things redneck, this is probably more common in the redneck-wannabe states (like the quintessential "Midwest," Ohio, and even the many parts of New Hampshire that don't remotely qualify atypical "New England.")

And then, apart from the redneck factor, you had that Taz marketing craze in the States that still lingers, with Taz t-shirts sold in kiosks in every mall across the nation.

But cartoon Taz himself, associations aside, rocks! ...one of the fave toons of my childhood.

And Teresa is a Taz distinct from the Tasmanian Devil.
posted by shane 19 April | 13:39
There is a hint below, between "posted by" and "19 April"
posted by Capn 19 April | 13:41
Oi cannae read, Capn, so Oi cannae ken wodjeronabout, boot Oi'd folly ye ta Davey Jones' locker in an 'eartbeat, Oi would.
posted by Hugh Janus 19 April | 13:56
Big Momma.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 April | 14:09
My real-life nickname is Lunchbox. Yeah, people really call me that.
posted by Specklet 19 April | 14:18
If anyone ever wants to call me Cupcake, I won't complain.

I'm on this total cupcake kick lately, I think. I can't get them off my mind. Is that because it's spring?
posted by matildaben 19 April | 14:22
Like taz, I never liked my name till hearing it spoken by foreigners (Italians and Russians, in my case). Then it sounds all sexy and interesting.

I'm not particularly attached to it without the accent, but I'm also not a fan of nicknames, so I'm stuck, I guess.

Though I do think it's actually kinda cute when people refer to me as "occhiblu" in person. But that's possibly because it happens so rarely.
posted by occhiblu 19 April | 14:44
People really call me "Skillet," too. Some shorten it to "Skills." No kidding.
posted by Hugh Janus 19 April | 14:49
My real-life nickname is Lunchbox.

"Lunchbox"?! Weird but very... suggestive. At least to a pervert like me.
posted by shane 19 April | 14:49
Specklet, we have a friend who once tried to change his nickname to "Lunch" so that whenever someone said "Let's do lunch!" he could do the double-thumb self-point.

Awww, taz is a poopie. The mister and I go by "Hon," which either means darling or asshole depending on the inflection. "Hey, hon, can you grab me a beer," vs. "Um, HON, why the hell is there a ham under the sofa?"
posted by jrossi4r 19 April | 14:55
I have a bandmate that calls me "Special K", which is fun, but I wouldn't want everyone to call me that.
posted by krix 19 April | 15:10
Do you call him/her "Turbo" or "Ozone?"
posted by Hugh Janus 19 April | 15:33
Boston friends used to call me "Big Tex." (Big Tex is the huge talking statue at the Texas state fair.)

My family calls me AJ, and my mom calls me Lucy.

I've come to be quite fond of the variations on mudpuppie, too, but only y'all get to call me those.
posted by mudpuppie 19 April | 16:17
I've been called Scody plenty in real life. My college/grad school-era nick (Saz) is still in use by a few friends from back then. My ex-boyfriend used to call me Boots, too, which I always got a kick out of.
posted by scody 19 April | 16:33
Oh, I forgot about Legs. A number of unrelated friends/boyfriends have called me "Legs." But more as a pet name, less as a nickname.
posted by occhiblu 19 April | 17:04
My real-life nickname is Lunchbox. Yeah, people really call me that.
*tries to think of an amusing comment about swapping lunches, fails*

The closest I have ever come to a nickname is dg, which is my initials and also what a few people used to call me. Boring, but I guess it works.
posted by dg 19 April | 17:19
taz, my fella and I also have a common word for each other and ourselves. It's NOT poopie, though. Gosh!
posted by rebirtha 19 April | 17:47
GivesGreatCunnilingus
posted by shmegegge 19 April | 19:42
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