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07 April 2006

Monster Bunny! OMG! [More:]"The creature leaves behind huge footprints, has diabolically shaped ears and is proving the biggest threat to cabbages in the history of the local allotment. So strong that it is able to pull leeks and turnips fully out of the soil, the black-and-brown rabbit has already demolished a market stall’s worth of Japanese onions, parsnips and spring carrots."

*hides in shed*
Actually, it is 4 squirrels in a rabbit suit.
posted by sciurus 07 April | 07:10
Didn't they make a movie about this?
posted by mike9322 07 April | 07:16
This would be great if they weren't so desperate to kill it. Comical as hell.

BRILLIANT quotes:

“This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster. It’s absolutely massive."

“The first time I saw it, I wasn’t sure what it was. Its prints are huge, about the size of a deer. It’s a brute of a thing."

"A ... local woman saw it “thundering” across her lawn through early morning rain."

MeCha: "This is no ordinary rabbit."
posted by shane 07 April | 07:58
"LOOK AT THE BONES!!!"
posted by sciurus 07 April | 07:59
Geek Health. || Captain Jack?

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