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07 April 2006

Captain Jack? Suggestions for things to do if one's plans should fall through tonight. Creativity encouraged.
Get some construction paper, some puff paint, some stickers, some foam letters, some glue, and some crayons, and make greeting cards for all your favorite bunnies. Post them to flickr.
posted by mike9322 07 April | 07:38
Go to the top of the highest mountain/tree/building/mesa and shout my name three times, and you will see a sign. Proceed to a restaurant of your choice, order whatever you like, and await instructions.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 April | 07:48
*looks at tacos*
*awaits instructions*
posted by GeckoDundee 07 April | 08:04
C'mon man, the waiter is looking at me funny.
posted by GeckoDundee 07 April | 08:10
Rent "Don from Lakewood." Mess with classified-ad posters from craigslist.
posted by go dog go 07 April | 08:22
Call bullshit on gravity.
posted by Divine_Wino 07 April | 08:25
Lie on the floor with a blanket on you and stare at the ceiling until you get all floaty.
posted by Fuzzbean 07 April | 08:50
Proceed to a restaurant of your choice, order whatever you like, and await instructions.

Sometimes I think I do hear instructions at this point, depending on what I ordered. For instance, if I ordered a couple of Makers Manhattans, I often hear the instruction that I should strike up a conversation with the people next to me. Sometimes this ends well, sometimes it's not a good dea.
posted by Miko 07 April | 08:50
If you like, you can skip the mountain/tree/building/mesa part and shout my name three times in the restaurant. Then you won't have to worry about anyone sitting next to you.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 April | 09:30
and....they fell through. Did I call that one, or what? I'm going on the Hugh plan, minus the shouting of his name. There are other ways to get to my special island.
posted by Miko 07 April | 16:46
You could take an arbitrary large number like 1323272093.43, multiply it by the first 6 digits of pi, round up for an integer, format the result as a telephone number, and then call to see if anyone answers it.

That might be fun.
posted by Triode 07 April | 19:51
and if they did, what should I say?
posted by Miko 07 April | 20:20
Ah, see, now you're just overthinking.
posted by Triode 07 April | 20:44
Monster Bunny! OMG! || I have some really bad advice for you...

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