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06 April 2006

Why are boys so lovable? (Yeah, it's a posty morning.)
Hell if I know.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 09:35
I imagine you posted this because you think they are- so, why dame, why are boys so lovable?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 09:38
Penis.
posted by gaspode 06 April | 09:39
I dunno. But not for gaspode's reason, because they are lovable just walking down the street: cute thin ones, broody big ones with big eyebrows, pretentious ones with eyeliner & fashion-victim outfits . . . WHY? Why must I love you all?
posted by dame 06 April | 09:41
Ok, you mean, why are they so cute? Ok, that I understand.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 09:49
*struts through thread*
posted by mike9322 06 April | 09:50
Well, not just cute, though. Because you get to know them and then they are all so simple and naive and trusting. Even when they pretned like they aren't. And then they do something all dumb and it's like when the puppy pees on the rug: you're annoyed, but still . . . *sigh*
posted by dame 06 April | 09:52
yeah I didn't really mean that, it was just a good opportunity to use an in-joke. But yeah, boys are lovable... because if they weren't, the species would have died out long ago? It's an adaptive trait you know... heh.

sidebar: At bridge last night, a married couple asked me if my (very very gay) bridge partner and I were married. Apparently they could "just tell" because of our body language. Hrmmm.
posted by gaspode 06 April | 09:58
I don't know, dame, but I'm with you.
posted by small_ruminant 06 April | 10:10
We are lovable because it is Spring. Give it a few months.
posted by sciurus 06 April | 10:12
It's definitely spring. I am finding myself much more attracted to almost anything within ten years of my age and with a pulse.
posted by Zozo 06 April | 10:19
the clean soapy smell of clean laundry behind their ears and on their neck?
posted by matteo 06 April | 10:22
Probably because we take out the trash when you yell at us enough.
posted by cmonkey 06 April | 10:22
We do? I don't.
posted by eamondaly 06 April | 10:24
mike, thanks for the great mental image.

As to your question dame, I am glad to hear that we are easily forgiven. Many of my experiences suggest otherwise, and I don't think I'm one to pee on the rug that often. Some ladies sure seem to be able to hold grudges.

I like to think it's cos you like having someone around to make you feel small, or one who can reach the top shelf in the kitchen, but that could be skewed by my height.
posted by richat 06 April | 10:26
But I like short men, richat, so I don't think that's it.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 10:28
*is the top-shelf-reacher chez gaspode*
posted by gaspode 06 April | 10:30
dame, the eternal hater of all things, makes a post about loveable boys.

Is this a sign of the apocalypse?

Spring = Sex

posted by Lola_G 06 April | 10:30
It takes a big guy to make me feel small. And no one can reach the top shelf in the kitchen. Maybe matteo has it.
posted by dame 06 April | 10:31
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED BOYS. Way better than trees.
posted by dame 06 April | 10:31
Maybe matteo has it.

Because they smell clean? Tell me where to find such good smelling guys...because few of the one's I've known (and I've known men *wink, wink) smell like soap for long.

Five minutes after a shower, maybe.
posted by Lola_G 06 April | 10:33
I think it's all the above including the troubles cause, without warning, right after ya put on quiet music to make dinner (again)to, you turn around and there he is, taking you in his arms and dancing with you romantically and fully and, suddenly, the world fades and you now you have been completely beguiled by all the good and the bad no longer matters; he's there and it is warm and safe, and you feel needed, and dinner can wait.
posted by jelly 06 April | 10:34
I know, darling dame. Just nice to see you making happy posts.
posted by Lola_G 06 April | 10:34
OH and I saw dame last week and I have to tell you all how hawt she looked.

It got me one lazy step closer to the swimming pool.

Man, I'm so fucking lazy.
posted by Lola_G 06 April | 10:35
Yeah, Lola, I'm feeling extra spazzy today.

Also, my muscles are awesome! (Thanks, hon.)
posted by dame 06 April | 10:37
Jelly's dinner is burning. Or is it just hot in here?
posted by sarah connor 06 April | 10:41
I'm available for opening any troublesome jars or fetching items from the top shelf.

*pees on rug, covers with magazine*
posted by Hellbient 06 April | 10:45
You are not. I've met your fiancee. (Although, if I get a troublesome jar, you do live pretty close . . .)
posted by dame 06 April | 10:47
I think it's all the above including the troubles cause, without warning, right after ya put on quiet music to ...make love to- there he is, unexpectedly, on that fucking computer again.

that would be the ex, of course.

I think I have issues.
posted by small_ruminant 06 April | 11:03
dame, I am sure you don't wanna waste the company of a boy for jar-opening duty. Although an already taken boy is good for little else I suppose...no offense hellb.
posted by richat 06 April | 11:04
I really pitty you girls, at least the straight ones. Being condenmed to love us is, well, teh suck. I'm glad I'm attracted to you, not me.
posted by pieisexactlythree 06 April | 11:17
Sometimes opening a jar is just opening a jar.

Perhaps then, though, I'm in the wrong thread.
posted by Hellbient 06 April | 11:18
*makes goo-goo eyes at thread*
posted by Pips 06 April | 12:17
jonmc: you're signed in as pips :)
posted by gaspode 06 April | 12:18
so I am. I'm also wearing one of her dresses. See me, love me...
posted by jonmc 06 April | 12:24
..and The Troublesome Jars would be a great band name. Just saying.
posted by jonmc 06 April | 12:25
Lovable? I'm not sure. Do-able? Yup!

yes, it is spring.
posted by matildaben 06 April | 12:29
Some of us girls are pretty lovable too. Just saying.
posted by mudpuppie 06 April | 14:59
"I'll kick your ass!"

/safe on east coast
posted by Hellbient 06 April | 15:21
I think matteo and jelly have it right, at least for me. And yeah, getting things off of high shelves and opening stupid jars is a plus.

And gaspode realizing it was jon logged in and not Pips got a big LOL.

*hugs all Mechas regardless of location of dangly bits*
posted by deborah 06 April | 15:24
jelly nailed it!

Vive la difference. Or la samenesse. Whatever you dig.
posted by Miko 06 April | 15:37
I would love boys (don't you all mean men? juuust sayin' ) even if they weren't loveable (which I do not really think they are, you see?)
posted by carmina 07 April | 01:47
Who gives a || YOU'RE THE BEST! AROUND!

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