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28 March 2006

Nine. Ten. [More:]
A big fat hen.
Know what?

Chicken butt.
posted by Specklet 28 March | 14:12
Eleven. Twelve.
Eviscerated elves.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 28 March | 14:12
nine nine turpentine
give me some and i'll be fine
posted by ethylene 28 March | 14:14
'Twould be great, if its eight.
And divine, if its nine.
Or even, ten or eleven.

Ah hahaha!
posted by fenriq 28 March | 14:20
One hen.
Two ducks.
Three squawking geese.
Four Limerick oysters.
Five corpulent porpoises.
Six pairs of Don Alberto's tweezers.
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred, secret crypts of Egypt.
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth.
Ten lyrical, spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who lurk around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivy, all at the same time.
posted by Miko 28 March | 14:25
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again,
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much,
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.

Dorothy Parker
posted by rainbaby 28 March | 14:47
IRFH, that made me laugh very hard.
posted by Specklet 28 March | 14:50
Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Do you see what I did there?
posted by Zozo 28 March | 14:56
I fucking love that song, havana.
here have a banana
get funky like Bootsy, smooth like Santana

posted by jonmc 28 March | 15:16
One for sorrow
Two for joy
Three for a girl
and Four for a boy
posted by mygothlaundry 28 March | 16:09
1, 2, freddy's comin' for you...
posted by shmegegge 28 March | 19:22
I take one one one cause you left me and
Two two two for my family and
3 3 3 for my heartache and
4 4 4 for my headaches and
5 5 5 for my lonely and
6 6 6 for my sorrow and
7 7 for no tomorrow and
8 8 I forget what 8 was for and
9 9 9 for a lost God and
10 10 10 10 for everything
Everything everything everything
posted by drjimmy11 28 March | 20:39
oh i feel violent and femme
posted by ethylene 28 March | 20:46
One is the Loneliest Number
Two Loons for Tea
Three Days
Fourplay
Five for Fighting
The Transmissionary Six
The Magnificent Seven
posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 March | 22:35
On 6-6-66
I was little I didn't know shit
and on 7-7-77
eleven years later still don't know any better
by 8-8-88
it's way too late for me to
change
and by 9-9-99
I hope I'm sittin' on the back porch drinkin' red wine
singin' Ohhhhhh French Fries with Pepper!
Ohhhhh French Fries with Pepper!
posted by shmegegge 29 March | 10:38
i'm newly unsober and suggestable: || Time for another music shuffle

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