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One hen.
Two ducks.
Three squawking geese.
Four Limerick oysters.
Five corpulent porpoises.
Six pairs of Don Alberto's tweezers.
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred, secret crypts of Egypt.
Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth.
Ten lyrical, spherical diabolical denizens of the deep who lurk around the corner of the quo of the quay of the quivy, all at the same time.
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again,
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much,
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
I take one one one cause you left me and
Two two two for my family and
3 3 3 for my heartache and
4 4 4 for my headaches and
5 5 5 for my lonely and
6 6 6 for my sorrow and
7 7 for no tomorrow and
8 8 I forget what 8 was for and
9 9 9 for a lost God and
10 10 10 10 for everything
Everything everything everything
On 6-6-66
I was little I didn't know shit
and on 7-7-77
eleven years later still don't know any better
by 8-8-88
it's way too late for me to
change
and by 9-9-99
I hope I'm sittin' on the back porch drinkin' red wine
singin' Ohhhhhh French Fries with Pepper!
Ohhhhh French Fries with Pepper!
photo by splunge
photo by TheophileEscargot
photo by Kronos_to_Earth
photo by ethylene
