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27 March 2006

Ask MeCha: If the Pillsbury Doughboy and the Hamburger Helper Hand got into a fight, who would win?

post by: sciurus at: 09:30 | 20 comments

Why fight, really? I think the Helper Hand should hook up with the Arby's Oven Mitt and make sweet, sweet love.

I need a moment.

posted by jonmc 27 March | 09:34

tripod
or robot

posted by ethylene 27 March | 09:34

Since I'm healthy again I'm feeling posty. I'll try to restrain myself.

I think the Hand would win cuz it just has to keep poking Doughboy in the belly.

posted by sciurus 27 March | 09:35

doughboy
he is made of pure glutenous evil.

posted by ethylene 27 March | 09:37

barbapoppa

posted by ethylene 27 March | 09:38

The hand! Totally. He could just grab the doughboy and squish him to pulp. All the DoughBoy could do was Hee! Hee! about it.

posted by LunaticFringe 27 March | 09:38

the hand can't turn very well and falls over.
what do you think is under his hat, that doughboy?

i stick will all enveloping barbapoppa

posted by ethylene 27 March | 09:41

Other Grudge Matches, [or for jonmc, love matches]

Aunt Jemima v. Mrs. Butterworth
Keebler Elves v. Snap, Crackle and Pop
Trix Rabbit v. Golden Grahams Critter
McGruff v. Tony the Tiger
Jolly Green Giant v. The Brawny Man
Jimmy Dean v. Colonel Sanders
Lucky [Charms] v. Toucan Sam
Uncle Ben v. The Gorton Fisherman

posted by sciurus 27 March | 09:42

TrishaLynn just suggested that the Arby's Oven Mitt should hook up with Thing from the Addams Family. But the Mitt is a commercial mascot and Thing is a character in a TV series.

I don't believe in mixed marriages.

Jolly Green Giant v. The Brawny Man

I'm picturing the Giant as the top. The Brawny man is such a little queen.

posted by jonmc 27 March | 09:48

For Keebler Elves v. Snap, Crackle and Pop: I would have to say the Keebler Elves simply because there is more of them. Also, this was spoofed on a Family Guy episode once and the Elves won there too. Twas damn funny though.

posted by LunaticFringe 27 March | 09:56

What about the Keebler Elves versus the Jolly Green Giant? [The Giant alone, no Sprout].

posted by sciurus 27 March | 09:58

The Elves could worm their way into his giant ear canals and wreak havoc inside his body! Ewww...creepy...

posted by LunaticFringe 27 March | 10:01

The Hand! Have we learned nothing from Mr. Bill, people? Honestly!

posted by go dog go 27 March | 12:00

Madge v. Mrs. Olsen
Breck Girls v. Doublemint Twins
California Raisins v. Scrubbing Bubbles

posted by go dog go 27 March | 12:02

Mr. Boh v. Mr. Pringles for the favor of Ms. Utz

posted by Hugh Janus 27 March | 12:07

California Raisins v. Scrubbing Bubbles

that is one Apocalyptic Bloodbath In A Kitchen Sink that I would dearly love to see.

posted by jonmc 27 March | 12:11

(Mr. Boh would totally win, Hugh)

posted by gaspode 27 March | 12:12

Mr. Clean v. Mr. Peanut

posted by sciurus 27 March | 12:46

Clops - dunno, but the doughboy seems pretty crazy.

posted by porpoise 27 March | 14:48

Sorry the picture sucks, but I think the hand would win:
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by MightyNez 28 March | 06:01

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