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24 March 2006

perp collar →[More:] i'm not qualified for a scarlet a
and it would never look good right on me.

In a world where we wear badges
what badge need you wear?

I'm thinking of a tiara of wrath.
but i gave up tiara's for lent.
which means only on sundays.

post by: ethylene at: 23:06 | 31 comments

Permit me to make the obilgatory reference to "Treasure of the Sierra Madre".

≡ Click to see image ≡

Now no one else has to.

posted by bmarkey 24 March | 23:09

you're so good to us

posted by ethylene 24 March | 23:11

This may come in handy.

posted by bmarkey 24 March | 23:17

the sashay of envy is up for grabs

and the LED sex offender pinbacks

posted by ethylene 24 March | 23:18

i have four from emily strange
i'd make badges and sashes.

posted by ethylene 24 March | 23:19

and charm tiaras and belts to add your favorite wants and flaws

posted by ethylene 24 March | 23:19

*goes to mock up the bad bunny dangler*

posted by ethylene 24 March | 23:20

I want a tiara of wrath, damnit. Please. Soon, or else I'll be very cross.

posted by loquacious 24 March | 23:51

i already screwed up the mock up of the "bad bunny" charm

hands not so good.
brain sad.
it must be my lapwarmer of sloth.

posted by ethylene 24 March | 23:53

the mittens of evny have extra fingers and don't fit at all.

posted by ethylene 24 March | 23:54

Can you help a fellow American down on his luck?

Sorry, bmarkey. It just seemed approriate for me to speak up.

posted by dobbs 25 March | 00:21

i did

posted by ethylene 25 March | 00:24

so anyway, if i YSI a bunch of songs can someone else me what they are?

posted by ethylene 25 March | 00:33

what is this?

posted by ethylene 25 March | 00:37

dobbs, you are the one person who could pull that off. I salute you.

posted by bmarkey 25 March | 00:43

pull it off
pull it all off
--tries to sound Marlene

posted by ethylene 25 March | 00:50

now i have the anklet of avarice
poop

posted by ethylene 25 March | 01:11

where's the belt of lust?

posted by ethylene 25 March | 02:02

The one that matches the shoes of seduction?

posted by bmarkey 25 March | 02:04

you know i need to see those shoes.
are they better than the boots of gluttony?

posted by ethylene 25 March | 02:06

Yes, but they clash with the handbag of envy.

posted by bmarkey 25 March | 02:10

that's good for the nose guard of disingenuousness.

posted by ethylene 25 March | 02:12

... y'know, I was gonna say something about the truss of truthfulness, but I think I'll just leave that one alone.

posted by bmarkey 25 March | 02:14

i hear the cathoder of virtue is overrated.

posted by ethylene 25 March | 02:16

As she walked over the horizon, lawmakers quipped, and the teenage boys stared, for she was wearing...

...the tube top of justice!

posted by jrossi4r 25 March | 02:27

ah, jrossi...
...it's all about good times
good friends
and ritualistic murder.

posted by ethylene 25 March | 02:28

I never leave home without my Colostomy Bag of Consideration.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 25 March | 02:29

I'll drink to that.

posted by jrossi4r 25 March | 02:30

A better man than i
and my patch of indignation.

posted by ethylene 25 March | 02:31

The enveloping Cloak of Obsequiousness doesn't rustle.

Cuz it's oily.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 25 March | 09:57

I got dibs on the fingerless gloves of just trying to fucking keep it together.

posted by Divine_Wino 26 March | 00:16

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