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23 March 2006

Let the HAZING of new Mecha users begin!

post by: mcgraw at: 09:39 | 43 comments

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posted by mcgraw 23 March | 09:40

first explain why passions is on the sci fi channel

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:43

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Make 'em write essays on every pic in Thread Killer II!!

posted by danostuporstar 23 March | 09:46

Hazing the buffalo. God Bless ATV and Montana, in that order.

posted by omiewise 23 March | 09:47

Female showing aggression.

posted by omiewise 23 March | 09:50

ok, now i'm slap happy And the daily show is on

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:51

Should I be here?

*looks around n00bishly for where the queue starts*

(Or should that be a line? Man, I'm out of my depth already).

posted by GeckoDundee 23 March | 09:51

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posted by AlexReynolds 23 March | 09:53

I think Passions is on the sci-fi channel because it's Spike's favourite show.

Disclaimer: I don't get the sci-fi channel and I have never seen Passions.

On preview, is that a clue bat, Alex?

posted by GeckoDundee 23 March | 09:55

just keep your backside to the wall
they only do it for the fetishists

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:56

and voyeurs

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:57

Our haze is (a blue-ish) purple.

posted by safetyfork 23 March | 09:58

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Bwaaaaaahhh haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

/channeling quonsar

posted by mygothlaundry 23 March | 10:07

also a good way to get out of work

posted by ethylene 23 March | 10:08

Drop and gimme 20. And then make us some cheesecake. WIth strawberries.

posted by chewatadistance 23 March | 10:09

fix my fuzzy telly reception and curse the nicotine patch with me. it's made me smoke like a fiend.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 10:11

I don't have strawberries. Would portabello mushrooms do?

Lozenges are better than patches. Try sticking the patch on the aerial cable. Then tell you boss you have to go home because some idiot set your house on fire sticking patches on the aerial cable.

Purple Haze I can handle. (Well, no I can't. But it was fun trying).

posted by GeckoDundee 23 March | 10:17

mushrooms of all kind wou'd be greatly appreciated

purple spore haze

posted by ethylene 23 March | 10:20

*shows up with tar and feathers*

Did someone ring?

posted by tr33hggr 23 March | 10:25

I suspect it's kind of rude to duck out of a hazing, but it's very late/early here, so I have to sleep. Don't take it the wrong way. I'll be back for my "noogies" in the sweet light of morning.

You guys rock and it's great to be here.

posted by GeckoDundee 23 March | 10:42

Five Points to West Point: "Don't put on airs. When it comes to Hazing, Deviling, and Blackguardism, I am as good as you, perhaps better."

posted by Hugh Janus 23 March | 10:43

I'm just hoping none of you have seen Dazed and Confused.

posted by Zozo 23 March | 10:47

[hugs geckodundee, slides a beer down the bar to him]

posted by chewatadistance 23 March | 10:51

This hazing, is it mandatory? Because wow, look at the time... geez, I have this thing, other lame and obvious excuses...

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 23 March | 10:55

I might be busy this morning

posted by betty 23 March | 10:57

More ideas.

(this link is extremely NSFW!)

posted by sisterhavana 23 March | 11:02

Spankings and whuffles for all!

posted by Specklet 23 March | 11:20

Aw crap, AlexReynolds, are you really the sadistic babysitter from when I was little? 'Cause that paddle looks really familiar ...

posted by initapplette 23 March | 11:27

Am I too late to get hazed? Haze me next! Haze me next!

posted by Fuzzbean 23 March | 11:31

shave the old bean

posted by ethylene 23 March | 11:32

Am I too late to get hazed? Haze me next! Haze me next!

*strips fuzz, blindfolds him, puts him in a room with 37 other MeChas, puts on Barry White, turns on camcorder*

; >

posted by amberglow 23 March | 11:39

NOT BARRY WHITE!!!! You're a monster!

(And I'm a girl. :) )

posted by Fuzzbean 23 March | 11:47

37?!

posted by Miss Bitchy Pants 23 March | 11:47

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posted by mcgraw 23 March | 12:03

In a row?

posted by Zozo 23 March | 12:03

Have all the new folks been told about the swimming pool? It's up on the roof, go check it out.

posted by Triode 23 March | 12:24

Hi, you've reached elizard's hazemail. I can't come to the torturematic right now, so if you leave your hazing after the shriek, I'll be sure to inflict it upon myself as soon as possible. Thank you.

posted by elizard 23 March | 12:50

Who's up for snipe hunting?

posted by go dog go 23 March | 12:59

psst, they got eaten by the jackalopes
ask "Bigfoot"

posted by ethylene 23 March | 13:04

I SHALL NOT BE HAZED.

posted by baby_balrog 23 March | 16:41

balrog! It's me! Hi!

posted by danostuporstar 23 March | 16:47

I've been meaning to make a post, but I'll just ask it here: where are the new bunnies coming from?! I figured out zozo is from Metafilter (under another name), but I haven't a clue about anyone else.

posted by deborah 23 March | 17:46

Perhaps our fame is spreading to the *gasp* Real World?

My [insert deity of choice], the humanity of it all.

posted by dg 23 March | 22:02

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