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23 March 2006

Eideteker has a huge crush on-- →[More:] [deleted]
and i want all the boy folk to make vocal noises

read to me slow, baby
i'm special

post by: ethylene at: 05:52 | 34 comments

"Ooh."

Dat sound rite?

posted by goodnewsfortheinsane 23 March | 06:02

like i'm not a deaf mute, please
let's pretend

posted by ethylene 23 March | 06:04

"Ooh, ethylene, how exquisite."

Dat bettr?

posted by goodnewsfortheinsane 23 March | 06:14

my open attraction for you has you witholding

fine, i see how you are.
and me crippled without a guitar.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 06:17

you deny Arpa and the Yatton Parish Council as well.
phooey on you.

those people have been waiitng on that bus for ages.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 06:20

good lord, the bus came!

posted by ethylene 23 March | 06:21

my turn
say something
with your mouth

posted by ethylene 23 March | 06:23

sorry, it's Arqa and she nearly fainted from shock wat the bus arrival.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 06:25

quid pro quo?
c'mon
i'll try acapella "You Remind me of Home"

a little immediate satisfaction would be nice
i don't want to turn fickle and have you pale on me already

oh and are you famous yet?

posted by ethylene 23 March | 06:31

fine
i'll pine for the fjords
that's all the effort i can muster. phhftt.
may your audio sensibilities curdle.
well, actually, i'm barely audible except the whiny bits.
*hunched over little phone and smoking*

meh.
killed ten minutes.
*waiting for the cable guy*

posted by ethylene 23 March | 07:24

i bathed with Arqa's help and am less dirty than that sounds.

i gotta try a song i know since i have that bad link on the wiki

posted by ethylene 23 March | 07:46

[tiptoes back out of thread]

posted by chewatadistance 23 March | 08:11

phhhfftt.
somene say strawberries in clotted cream in danish.
otherwise, Arpa and i will plan pond crossing excursions while i check this bettie Seveert song and find naughty picture of all of you to mark up.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 08:13

≡ Click to see image ≡

Now you just need a Dane with a pair of eyes and a command of his language.

Somaething's wrong with the fork.

posted by Hugh Janus 23 March | 08:45

That's funny, I call gnfti the 'cable guy' sometimes too.

posted by danostuporstar 23 March | 08:48

[tiptoes back out of thread]

Hee.

posted by iconomy 23 March | 08:49

Somaething

Quick, quick! I seem to be speaking Danish! Ask me about strawberries!

posted by Hugh Janus 23 March | 08:53

bring it

it's a cringealong
everyone squinch

posted by ethylene 23 March | 08:53

you'll all regret it when i'm back from the studio in a month

and i've written songs about how you all set up to suck.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:03

øøøøøøø
someone ululate

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:06

so Hugh j...

...what's with the fork?

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:17

It looks dangerous, and strangely translucent. Just look at those wicked tines.

posted by Hugh Janus 23 March | 09:38

i blame the plate

and your suspicious nature

c'mon, Janus
about face
I wanna see Hugh Manatee

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:41

and i find you compellingly
something

posted by ethylene 23 March | 09:42

I can't help it. One look at that fork and I imagine it poking straight through my lip after a failed attempt at landing a strawberry -- the strawberry is still on the fork like an onion on a kebab skewer (my lip is the lamb, nicely seared and fragrant with levantine spice).

Like-minded.

posted by Hugh Janus 23 March | 10:14

fingers are optional.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 10:16

≡ Click to see image ≡

Fingers are blunt and safety-tested. Perfect for jordbær og klæde fløde.

posted by Hugh Janus 23 March | 10:29

bring it

The best part is the sneeze, eth.

posted by Frisbee Girl 23 March | 10:33

i wanna hear your voice
talk

and there wasn't a sneeze
hmm

posted by ethylene 23 March | 10:34

Here you are, eth. Links are in the wiki for all posterity.

Sorry for thinking that was a sneeze, but whatever happens about three quarters of the way through your song cracked me up.

posted by Frisbee Girl 23 March | 10:53

that's the idea
the funny part

and now you wiki

curse you mangy lot of fletchered hides

posted by ethylene 23 March | 10:56

the throat clearing? isn't that the international signal for schitck?

posted by ethylene 23 March | 12:00

When does the video come out?

posted by tr33hggr 23 March | 12:21

i'll ask yer mom's tush.

posted by ethylene 23 March | 12:25

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